The world is chock-full of amazing discoveries just waiting to be uncovered! Sure, these can be things like important relics from the past, but, more importantly, they can also be ridiculously daft and asinine things that make people on the internet fall about laughing!
So, please enjoy these 17+ people who made funny discoveries!
“Went to Colorado to visit some family, discovered a happy ass tree among the Garden of the Gods.”
It is quite remarkable how well this guy actually managed to capture the emotion and pose of this elated tree!
“For all the punners.”
I’m torn between laughing at the face on the cartoon tapir, and being amazed at the fact that they can actually urinate at such distance!
“3-year-old drawing activity. One of these things is not like the other.”
Yes, there are several things wrong with this. I mean, for a kickoff, who only ever eats three pieces of bacon at a time? Madness.
“That’s a weird looking bird!”
I’m actually freaking astounded at how amazingly strong that birdfeeder is! It’s holding the weight of a damn bear!
“My friend made holes in his gate so Gus the Labrador can see and sniff.”
I just cannot get over the fact that this dog is called Gus. What an absolutely stunning name for a dog! I don’t even know him and yet I love him.
“So…I recently discovered my dog likes carrots.”
I have never known a dog to love carrots in all of my years. Although, I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a dog being offered a carrot, which may have something to do with it.
“So my neighbors do this thing where they leave the window open every morning so their dog can sit on the roof and people watch.”
I hear that he has recently been appointed head of the neighborhood watch. Nothing gets past him!
“Tasted too much of the rainbow.”
Well, I’ve definitely been there. There’s nothing like the hangover you experience after a Skittles binge.
“My girlfriend, Bonnie, is convinced she was the inspiration for the Toy Story character. Here’s a picture of her from 30 years ago.”
Wow, now that is an impressive comparison! Also, I haven’t seen a kid looking that moody since I was a kid!
“Someone at work has a good sense of humor!”
“Binbags die many times before their deaths, The bin itself never taste of death but once.” ⏤ (Bin, Act 2 Scene 2)
“I miss being able to go out for a dancing sandwich.”
I can’t stop picturing a Subway sandwich grinding on a stripper pole, with lettuce and ranch sauce just flying everywhere. What’s wrong with my brain?
“Discovered a trap door while redoing my floor, so I’m leaving a surprise for the next owner that remodels…”
I am so curious as to what is actually down there now! No amount of spooky writing would be able to dissuade me from opening it, hence why I would be the first to go in any horror movie.
“Emergency fry stash.”
If you cannot wait for lunch, then bring lunch to you! I wish I’d thought of this when I worked in the cafe. This would have really helped to keep me going throughout the day!
“Was asked by our 10 yo why the car had an undo button.”
This is exclusively for if you buy a Chrysler car, so that you can go back in time and make literally any other decision.
“How I discovered my wife and her co-workers were in a Fitbit activity contest.”
I can think of a few better ways to get those steps up though. What do you think would be the best way to cheat those steps?
“My daughters wanted to play with chalk outside. I came out to them setting up a fake crime scene.”
I realize that they’re both probably enjoying playing with chalk, although, the one lying down looks like she is trying to secretly signal for help!
“Someone keeps leaving this cutout of Bigfoot around town. This time he was on a trail.”
How many pictures of this do you reckon got uploaded to Bigfoot message boards before they realized it was fake? Actually, the fact of it being fake probably wouldn’t stop them anyway.
“My grandfather discovered time travel. RIP.”
It was apparently meant to say 2013, however, the person who posted this wrote, “He would have loved this foible and loved the laughter it ensued.”
“My Petrochemical Romance.”
As it passed, all the driver could hear was, “I’m not okay, I’m not okay, I’m not okay, you tire me out!”
“Saw this at my local pharmacy.”
The. Worst. Pharmacy. Ever! Guess it’s back to old Allan ’round the back of Burger King then!
“Meowlympics 2020!”
Imagine capturing this moment on your camera?! This could be the single most real-world Tom & Jerry moment ever captured!
“Cut a hole in the back of the tv stand for wires. Someone’s hiding spot was discovered.”
“What are you doing back there, Mittens?”
“Nothing…”
“Well, can you hand me those wires through at least?”
“No… Go away!”
“Saw this sign in Carson City just outside of Reno.”
So, if they get pulled over going at 69, can they get away with it by claiming they didn’t read the small print?
“A very important bakery warning.”
“Cake is always better than no cake, I guess…”
“Yes, come to our cake shop. Muhahahahaaa!”
“Ah, it was a trap! It’s just a room full of wasps!”
“They never expect the wasp room! Muhahaha!”
“Saw this cutie pie on the side of the highway this morning.”
“Hey cutie pie, wanna ride somewhere?”
*Creaking sign noises…
“So, is that a yes, or…?”
“My brother caught his cats having a council to plot his inevitable demise.”
“Furr-st order of business: Does anyone know of the purr-fect way to plot the master’s demise?”
“Geoff, if you’re not going to take the position seriously then please let someone else run the meeting.”
“I spent the last 15 minutes looking for my kitten…”
I can hear the frantic panicking shrieks through the screen! I bet the inside of that chair is covered in scratches now!
“A glitch in the Matrix.”
Either this is this guy’s kid who is dressing the same as him, or, the guy on the left discovered time travel and came back to tell his junior self something important.
“So today I learned they make horse onesies.”
Apparently one use for these is to prevent show horses from getting dirty the day before their competition. But I like to think it’s because they want to be extra cozy when they sleep.
“In the book bin at a garage sale.”
I still can’t believe they made this a common high school English course book. I had to read this book. It’s like they wanted to deter a whole generation from ever having kids.
“Lady in my area had her Obama statue stolen. This is how it was found.”
No offense to the woman who had it stolen, but you can’t publicly own a statue like this and just expect everyone to leave it alone. I’d say add locks to him, but that feels almost inhumane.
“This was in my 9 y.o.’s backpack. Solid business model.”
I mean, this is kind of how all businesses work… Except, instead of asking your parents for help, you’re asking, like, the bank.
“I was cleaning out old food from our cabinets today and found my wife’s secret Oreo stash.”
Oh, she’s really stocked up. Normal Oreos simply do not satisfy her. No wonder she was trying to hide them. This is premium stuff.
“Bought my 7-year-old daughter a bracelet making kit. This was on the table the next day.”
It’s a good creed to live by, especially for a kid. Be unapologetic now, fart loud always.
“Found the spoon, honey.”
Someone dropped a whole spoon in the batter and no one noticed? And no one noticed. Here I was thinking I was unobservant.
“What my wife saw when she went to open our kitchen pantry door.”
I think someone’s been letting him watch too many spy movies. How else could he have learned to scale this shelving unit like a pro?
“I found this in my neighborhood.”
That reward is pretty sweet. Yeah you should return pets for the sake of being nice and honorable, but that $0.15? You’ll be rich on top of it.
“Found this in the bathroom at work this morning.”
Hey, sometimes you just need a little extra force when fixing a clog. Sometimes you need a lot of extra force. Better to have the option ready.
“My grandparents framed a selfie I took.”
I’ve got a feeling this is how a lot of photo albums are going to be through the next few generations. I know even now I never let anyone else take a picture of me… They don’t know my angles.
“My mom found one of my old tests from almost 20 years ago.”
This kid just told you their grandfather was dead and you still give them a C? Teachers are brutal sometimes.
“Think my daughter found her baby monitor.”
At least, that’s what you hope is happening. That’s the best-case scenario. Be careful when you go check on her.
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“We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning.”
The comments were filled with devious ways to trick him when he woke up, but I think my favorite was, “Sit around him grinning in chairs playing Banjos.” Just the confusion and strangeness of it really got me.
“I saw this at the doctor’s office today.”
It really is a miracle that anyone ever gets the right medication, isn’t it? I mean, I might not have the right medication. I wouldn’t know as I’m not a doctor. Good lord, what if they’re all making it up as they go along?!
“Found this on my daughter’s pillow.”
Honestly, this is maybe the best thing a kid could do for a parent. No need for the parent to accidentally shatter the kid’s worldview or drag it out too long! It’s a win for everyone.
“Guy bought this watermelon from a vendor while the train stopped. He had to hold it like this because it didn’t fit between the bars.”
How would you only discover that it wouldn’t fit through the bars after buying it? It is clearly too big!
