Have you ever pushed a button that you’re explicitly not supposed to push? How about throwing caution to the wind and not following the instructions on the mac and cheese box?
For everyone out there who just can’t help themselves, this list is fairly appropriate.
Cats gonna cat.
Someone wanted to make a cozy couch for their beloved cat and eventually they bit the bullet and did it. The cat, of course, will never wind up using it.
Why not?
If your job includes adding random squiggles or tar to the road (seriously, what does it do and who puts it there?), it’s only natural to have a little bit of fun with the designs.
It connotes excitement.
The Boise Public Library is trying a bold new gambit to get local kids to read: adding an exclamation point to their sign. I wonder if it’s working.
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Wise words.
You’ve gotta be realistic, right? Friday is pretty much the weekend and Monday makes it hard to get any work done. Just give a half effort in the middle of the week and you’re good.
Thwarted.
Everyone hates hostile architecture, the kind that’s designed to stop people from sitting on it. As it turns out, all you really need to defeat it is a skateboard.
Wait, what?
I guess Chipotle is getting a bit sick of the cilantro haters of the world and they’ve now found a way to identify them before they even enter the restaurant.
Seems legit.
We all know that every fruit fly in the area will be unable to resist this too-good-to-be-true offer. I mean, it says it’s not a trap right on the front.
Har har har.
Either this sign has become inhabited by the spirit of someone’s dad or someone’s dad is now in charge of putting the letters up. Either way, I approve.
How can you not?
Sure, she probably thought all of her friends would sign dainty signatures on it. But when you’re a Toy Story fan and get presented with this opportunity, you need to shoot your shot.
On point.
It isn’t easy to cosplay for a show as cartoonish as South Park but this group did an admirable job of looking like the school goths. Well done.
Still life.
Sometimes you smash a bug but just don’t want to deal with the cleanup. With enough time and enough appreciation, the scene can eventually become art.
Is that a dare?
Target’s logo is essentially a giant invitation to test your aim. Whoever put this sign up is absolutely testing fate and they probably know it.
The touch.
Who needs Michelangelo when you have a couple of passed out chonkers in your living room? I mean, the message is pretty much the same, I’m pretty sure.
No need to investigate further.
The guy who posted this says his wife asked him to hide the Halloween candy from her. I guess he technically did follow her directions.
Fair point.
I like the audacity of whoever scribbled “Why?” underneath. I’m just disappointed that the conversation doesn’t continue further because I love philosophical musings scrawled on bathroom walls.
Hmmm.
On one hand, pushing this button will invariably destroy Earth and everything on it. On the other hand, not pushing the button means the button won’t get pushed and that won’t do.
If I fits…
Cats just want a warm body to sit and purr on. They’re not used to finding this outside but fortunately, on this day, an accused criminal was there to fill the void.
Freedom!
“I got out of prison a few days ago,” wrote the original poster, who added, “It was raining when I left the gate. I couldn’t help myself.”
Go big or go home.
Marshmallows have a way of sticking to each other in giant lumps. Rather than pulling them all apart, why not just go for it?
Okay.
Here’s a change of pace: temptation that’s incredibly easy to resist. Seriously, with that death flood going on, who would even want to try swimming?
