There are some super weird things out there. Things you can’t really put your finger on, but just know they don’t really seem right. Things like the pictures in this list.
But don’t worry too much about them. Sure, they may weird you out a little (or a lot). But at least they’re also pretty entertaining to look at.
“Horrific Goodwill find.”
So… what is it? Some kind of coconut beaver thing? A literal demon from the underworld? A voodoo doll of sorts? How did it end up in a second hand store, of all places? Actually, I’m not that surprised that it’s in a second hand store.
“I need to return these fence boards.”
This is the absolute last thing you should do when transporting fence boards anywhere. If they don’t fit in your car, rent a truck. Or borrow your friend’s van. Literally anything but sticking them through the window and “securing” them to your roof.
“Found a 12 year old steak wedged in my mom’s freezer.”
I’m going to go ahead and guess that this steak shouldn’t be eaten under any circumstance. Not only does it look severely freezer burnt, it’s also 12 years old. I feel like if I look at it long enough I’ll contract salmonella.
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“Found this in my fruit cup, after I had eaten 90% of it.”
I’m sure that this person will be fine, even though they almost definitely ate at least one worm. At least it means the other fruit probably didn’t have any pesticides on them.
This is one fashion statement I hope doesn’t catch on.
I’d love to know why anyone would do this. Just thinking about sticking my arm in raw chicken skin is enough to make me feel a little sick, so I couldn’t imaging actually doing it. Some people will do anything for attention.
Well, that’s one way to live…
I’d really love to introduce the person who lives here to a handy little invention. It’s called a recycling bin. Though, in this case, they might be better off hiring a whole recycling truck to get rid of those bottles.
“X-Ray vision?”
I almost feel like this person was better off walking. How can you drive your scooter around if you can’t actually see in front of you? Unless… maybe this guy really does have x-ray vision…
“This chicken must have good ‘taste’ in music.”
It’s good to know that these chickens were raised ethically, but telling us that they listened to Mozart seems like a bit of a random fact. Are Mozart-listening chickens better than regular chickens? I’d love to see the science.
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
This drink is either the greatest thing to ever grace this planet, or the most disgusting drink in existence. The only problem is, I’m a bit too scared to see which one it is.
“This knife accidentally used to strip a live wire.”
Ohhh kay then. That seems like it could’ve gone way worse than it did. For starters, it doesn’t seem like the person who used the knife got hurt. Man, electrical work can be pretty dangerous.
This street that was paved around a tree?
So, what came first, the tree, or the road? My money’s on the tree, since it’s so big, and the road seems to go over its roots. But, like, why? Are you even supposed to drive on there?
“The Cannonball Loop slide in Action Park waterpark in the mid 80’s.”
Do you mean that people seriously went for a spin on that thing? I couldn’t imagine it we very fun. There’s a thin line between an adrenaline rush from a crazy activity, and pure terror from a crazy activity.
“When your drivers do not live up to the vision of your marketing team.”
Ah, irony. It’s a crazy thing, isn’t it? I wonder what went through the head of the person driving the truck when this happened. Maybe they did this on purpose. You know, because it’s kind of funny.
Oh yeah, totally normal.
Nothing to see here, just a car on a roof. Who knows how it got up there. And honestly, who cares? It’s there now, and that’s probably going to be where it stays. At least, until to causes the roof to give in.
“Sleep outside, they said… It’ll be fun, they said. I’m never sleeping again.”
I’ve decided that I’m never going to go camping. Even if the risk of this many spiders crawling on my tent is low, if it isn’t zero, I’m not interested. Not one bit.
“I saw this dude in my customer’s neighborhood. He’s got a ladder supported by some wood, supported by a step ladder?”
This seems incredibly dangerous. Especially since this guy is alone. Not that a second person there would do anything other than call an ambulance if the dude fell (which I hope he didn’t!).
“It’s really not bad!”
I feel like there are a lot of different things you could do with oysters that don’t involve turning them into s’mores. But to each their own, I guess. I’d rather not know what this tastes like, though.
“What’s going on here?”
Why am I so unsurprised that this car is parked in a Walmart parking lot? It just seems like the perfect setting for such a mess of a vehicle.
But seriously, what happened to it in the first place?
The more you look, the worse it gets.
The way that box is practically hanging out of the car is bad enough, but look a little closer. Someone is in the trunk, holding on to it for dear life. I bet that car is gonna try turning right, too.
Do you… do you think anyone noticed?
I almost feel like the guy with his feet in a plate of food hasn’t even noticed that his feet are in a plate of food. Maybe it’s better if he never found out.
