Having your parents on social media can have a profound effect on how you conduct yourself across social media. It can make you more reserved and careful about what you say and/or post.
However, some parents don’t share this sense of reservation, and simply can’t help but roast their offspring online for the whole world to see! So, get ready to block your family on Facebook, as I share with you 17+ people who got majorly burned by their parents online!
Priorities
I bet that Lauren’s boyfriend can’t wait to be introduced to her family now! That sounds like a really welcoming household!
“Called out by his mom about getting his license. He’s 24.”
Wow, now that one is just straight savage! This person’s mother has clearly been bottling up a lot of emotions for a long time now!
Don’t Mess With Mom!
Mary-Ann has one hell of a serious comeback game. Do you have a family member who you think would be this quick-witted?
It’s A Legitimate Question
I think if my mother would have written one, it would have been, “Why don’t you ever take out the bins when I ask instead of claiming you’ll ‘do it later’?”
Supportive Parenting
I can’t even tell whether this is meant as a joke or she is genuinely expressing disappointment. This guy needs to block their mother on Facebook!
Tweet Like Nobody Is Watching
Always tweet like you’re famous; I mean, what else are you going to do? Tweet as though your life is as boring as it actually is?
Moms Can Make Puns Too
In fairness, that’s a pretty solid pun! Also, who still wants a tamagotchi in this day and age? It’s not the 90s any more, no matter how hard people try to deny this fact!
*Surreptitiously Checks Thumb*
I don’t understand why people post this kind of thing when they have their parents on Facebook, you’re just inviting trouble.
“OMG Mother!!!”
Damn Sherri! That’s not the kind of language you expect from a parent! Although she does have a point about how bad that beard is, you really need to lose that Leslie.
“Thanks Mom”
I never got why they call them “virgin cocktails”, they’re just smoothies.
Fully Roasted
I mean, Shaun came in with a fairly banal dig, but hot damn Connie really hit it home. The old one-two punch!
“I got a kick out of my friends dad making fun of him on Facebook”
I’m curious as to whether their dad had the exact same outfit by chance, or if he went out to buy it? I hope he went out to buy it just for this specific dig!
The Ultimate Embarrassment
This image will be following Brian around for the rest of his life. The internet never forgets!
“Big Pimp Daddy”
I love how official they make a pimp sound, “a prostitute’s boss” makes it sound like a position you would have to apply for.
Vulgar Language
Just because you can say something, doesn’t necessarily mean you should… as James found out to his peril. I also love how some parent’s sign-off their messages, even though it already says their name.
Airing Dirty Laundry
Imagine waking up and seeing that comment on your post! Think they might be hinting at the fact that it’s time for you to start doing your own laundry!
50 Shades Of Grey
Sometimes the best option is just to pretend like something never happened, cram it down at the back of your brain and never acknowledge it.
“My sister posted a picture to Facebook, my Dad responded.”
Who puts their coffee on their bedsheets like that? I can’t articulate how much that is stressing me out!
Recreating Child’s Pictures
There is no better way to expose the idiocy of your children’s life choices than by parody. Their mother really nailed the pout as well!
Second Time’s The Charm
Wait… I have a younger brother too…
Truth Hurts
If you ever embarrass yourself this much, have no fear because your dad will always find a way to embarrass you even more.
“A Million In My Eyes”
Oh sweet, innocent Jeremiah, I bet you thought that it was a good idea writing that post didn’t you? How wrong you were.
If you’ve been the victim of a parental roasting, be sure to let me know… and consider unfriending your parents.
Motherly Love
Probably the last time anyone saw him naked too. Just saying.
He’s Got A Lot To Learn
Why do these people even have their parents on Facebook in the first place? As we’ve seen, it’s simply a recipe for disaster.
Karma For Mom Jokes
Alright, Debra, that was a pretty damn good burn right there.
Revenge Is Best Served Sweet
Is it just me, or does this one cross the line from funny over to downright cruel?
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Guilt Trip
Okay, Okay. You win Nick. Brittany no longer feels like going out, and I don’t blame her.
Ginger-Vitus
Don’t ever try to come up with a “snappy” comeback to one of your parents. It never turns out well.
Lefty
But can we talk about how this guy changed his relationship because of a BROMANCE? That’s true brotherly love right there.
Happy Birthday
I think that the “I’ll break you down as fast as I built you up” is a pretty good description of what just took place here.
Spellcheck
Note to self: do not add father or brother on Facebook.
The Hunt
You don’t understand Mom, my job is zombie killing!
A Whole New World
I love being schooled by my parents on things I already know. IT’s actually my all-time favorite hobby.
Pampering
To be fair, Mrs. Arnold is likely paying your rent missy.
Gotta Take A Shot
I’ll put this on the list of things I never want to hear my dad say.
Jordan
Remember: your mom knows all your dirty laundry, literally and figuratively.
I don’t think she’s bluffing.
I wouldn’t test that threat, my dude. Just a suggestion.
CARL!
Thanks for that Carl. Thanks.
The Bright Side Of Life
I guess the um, grass is always greener on the other side?
