I find that sometimes, we really do take the people in our lives for granted. Many of us are quick to find flaws when we should really spend our time appreciating all the small details about the people we love. Everyone has quirks, but that’s what makes them unique and special to us! Sometimes those quirks are so great, it’s worth showing off on the internet for the world to see. To give you some examples of what I mean, here’s a list of some of the strangest folks I could find on the web.
“My 23 year old brother decided to shave his hair and beard so that he could look like an old man…”
And he looks like he doesn’t regret that decision in the slightest. Who knows, maybe this will become the next hipster hairdo.
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When a dog isn’t in your budget.
I meant, that is a scary looking log, looks well trained.
Someone’s asking the real questions.
A window sticker isn’t exactly where I expected people to get existential, but I’ll take it.
They really do write books for everything, huh?
Hey, it’s better to teach ’em young so they grow up knowing the rules.
“My daughter thinks the closet looks less creepy at night like this.”
She just hasn’t seen enough horror movies yet. One round of Paranormal Activity and this will change.
“She woke up from her nap looking like this.”
I dunno, seems to me like someone woke her up…but you just didn’t want to admit that.
Knock-off nachos.
This user said his nachos consist of potato chips, leftover chili, and random shredded cheese. It’s far from the worst abomination meal I’ve seen, but it has not earned the title of ‘nachos’.
Civil unrest.
Hey, don’t doubt yourself, wanting to see violence is believing in something.
“The wife added food coloring to my spaghetti when I wasn’t looking.”
It may not be appetizing but at least it’s…patriotic?
“My 11yo and I play games in the front yard. Every day he does something different to spice it up. This was today’s choice.”
I’m hoping with all my heart that he also put on a voice to match.
“My boss ties pieces of paper to his hoodie so he remembers to look at it later.”
This may be unconventional and a little obvious, but it’s also genius.
Thanks I hate it.
We can all put aside our opinions regarding pineapple on pizza and fight a common enemy: whatever this is.
This user put out a model goose to try and make a statement.
But the statement more than backfired. Geese are not intimidated by man or fellow goose.
This man designs fake products, and here’s his latest: The Selfie Sandals.
While obviously strange, there’s not a doubt in my mind that people would actually use these.
“My mom makes pottery as a hobby.”
And their dad likes to do this. This could be a great advertising technique, throw it up on the website and let the orders roll in.
Lost cat.
As a ferret lover this posts offends and disgusts me. They do smell weird though.
“I work at a small public high school. We take Halloween very seriously. The middle ‘bush’ is one of my students dressed in a gillie suit.”
Hey, if any kids are looking to skip class in an effective way, it’s easy, just own a gillie suit and bring it to school with you.
When you need a tooth mold but can’t afford the dentist.
While this is actually a clear retainer, I wish it was an imprint in concrete. That has way more of a story behind it.
In case you needed a smile, here’s a dog standing up to smell a rose.
I want to feel the same peace this dog is feeling just once. I’ve never seen a more serene image.
This user’s beard grows in with a strip of orange.
That’s a natural racing stripe, no paint job required.
“My reflection on the mirror looks as if it was a regular picture on the wall.”
If it were, that sure is a strange choice of portrait. Candid, uninterested, the best way to remember your family members.
This house leaves the window open for their dog in the morning so he can sit outside and people watch.
Not only is he people watching, he’s people judging. Look at his stare. That’s a look of critique if I’ve ever seen one.
This screen-cap of Ryan Reynolds’ desktop.
What’s your favorite file? Mine has to be validation.mov or LastWillTreasureHunt.
“Loss of blood flow to my fingers due to Raynaud’s disease.”
It looks like they washed their hands so well the color came right off.
This turtle is in desperate need of a trim.
I didn’t even know turtles could get nails this long. Though I guess they qualify as claws now. They also qualify as terrifying.
Made a bar graph of his favorite beers.
“What? No, I’m not drinking too much, I’m doing…data analytics.”
“Recreating a shot of me and my dad 30 years later.”
Amazing how his dog managed to capture the same expression perfectly. Quite the model.
What can happen if you try to cut frozen butter.
I’m still confused, how did the knife break that way?
“FedEx driver eating lunch in the middle of the freeway in a 40 minute (and counting) traffic jam.”
That’s a well-derserved break, I think. If that traffic jam goes on any longer though, it might be worth just hopping out and delivering packages by hand.
Someone gave their cat a middle part.
I know middle parts are back in style but…not like this.
Something seems wrong with this family tree.
Hmmm. I don’t quite think that’s how that works, but it was a good try?
“My co-worker mailed me a potato.”
I still need a moment to process that this is even possible before I move onto why anyone would want to.
How to outsmart Google.
For the effort this must have taken, this guy really despises Google.
Low-budget cosplay.
The addition of foam eyebrows is an amazing touch, bravo.
Fraternal thumbs.
While this user says this was due to a genetic mutation, I think a thumb transplant is a cooler story. “Arr, I was battlin’ a shark on the high seas, he went for me arm but I knocked ‘im back, and he only got me thumb.”
