At this moment, there are probably all sorts of secret missions going on. Granted, those are probably more about trying to hack each other than any real James Bond stuff, but it’s still fun to think about.
But before we get all worried about secret spy operations, let’s relax with some agents who keep their missions more out in the open.
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Because there’s no reason to hide good laughs, right?
1. I’m just really glad this person shared their friend’s deeds with the rest of us.
Because they were always gonna sacrifice their education to doodle, but at least now they won’t have done it in vain.
That magnificent Afro deserved a fitting portrait.
2. I’m not sure how results this search will net them, but they already know there are worse things than failing a project.
I wonder, does adding “lol” to your sketchier searches make the NSA more or less likely to act on them?
3. Yeah, I knew we were taking big risks with these hoverboards even before they started catching on fire.
I’d say that about nine out of 10 people I’ve seen riding these things had zero idea how to control them, which is a recipe for disaster.
4. Haha, how is it that the funniest things we do are never done on purpose?
Like, I don’t know how long it took him to set up this fish bit, but it doesn’t matter because he was immediately upstaged by the parrot man.
5. Only the most heartless of supervillains would ever try to defeat this good boy.
Plus, he seems like a lot more of a team player than the real Iron Man, so this is definitely an upgrade.
Now Robert Downey Jr. just has to do voice work.
6. Some might describe this with words like “accident” and “disaster,” but I see it for the beautiful expression of love that it is.
You might think that hauling them away would be hard because of the sizes, but it’s because separating them is too painful.
7. Maybe this mission should have stayed a secret because I don’t see much chance for success now that it isn’t.
Like, they know that a bunch of guards are gonna watch it now, right? And tap on it randomly like they know what they’re doing.
8. What a travesty we have on our hands. How is this person supposed to get excited about bath time now?
The man has a shower cap on each side of his mustache! What more does he need to convince the roommates that he belongs here?
9. Haha, I think a lot of us end up going through this point in our lives.
Yeah, we may be behind on our assignments and freaking out over exams, but all that stress is worth it if our yearbook quote is lit enough.
10. If only they had thought of this idea a few years ago. They’d be misspelling lemonade from supercars now.
I guess that would be a little too much brilliance to expect from literal babies, but it’s still a major missed opportunity.
11. I don’t know, I have a feeling these questions are biased against touching the thermostat.
Like, it starts off reasonable enough (if a little month-specific) until mama gets to that gas bill one. That’s a trap and she knows it.
12. At least this guy is up-front about the fact that he doesn’t go there.
If he wanted to be evil, he could totally promise to share his notes while you’re away and that’s how you find out he was just some rando all along.
13. Haha, I wonder how long this little stunt will actually last.
I’d love to think that it’ll go longer than the real goldfish and the sister will just never notice that her fish are suddenly immortal.
Obviously, she’s not lavishing attention on them, so it’s possible.
14. As long as this guy can make his expression as pained and tired as possible, this should go fine.
I mean, the fact that his breathing tubes are headphones and his wristband is clearly handwritten are just minor details.
15. Hmm, do you think anyone will notice if these wacky roommates subtly include their new friend in their photos?
Actually, they probably will now that this person has spoiled the ruse. Thanks, buddy.
Y’all could have really got us with this one and you wrecked it.
16. You know, I’m willing to give this little guy’s mixtape a listen.
But only on the condition that he tells me it’s so hot that he can’t listen to it himself or he’ll turn into a puddle.
Hey, Frosty spoke, so why can’t this one?
17. I hope you don’t mind if I spoil it for you, but I’m pretty sure the answer is putting bird seed on your glasses.
So I guess the only step left is deciding whether this look is worth the cost of two birds.
18. In this case, I might just be hoping that this person’s mission is to make me laugh.
I mean, I’m not sure I even want to know what they’re trying to lure me into here. Does being a cat person fit into their plans somehow?
19. I’m not going to be catty and say the ring isn’t really cutting it if she has to point it out to us.
Instead, I’m just going to wish them and whatever spiky-haired kids this beautiful union brings us well.
20. Wow, are people so skeeved out by Craigslist that they’d rather wade through thirsty Tinder messages?
I guess Tinder has fewer people pretending to kidnap you and then saying it’s OK because it was only a “social experiment.”
21. Haha, if this guy really wants to go far, he should get someone else to pretend to be player two.
That way, both of them can “coincidentally” switch characters after every fight is over. Consider that my application for player two.
22. Hmm, I’m starting to think Santa might not actually see us when we’re sleeping.
Mind you, the kind of person who would do that is also the kind who would know Rudolph’s being picked on and just not care.
Great, now I’m scared again.
23. I get what this person’s doing here, but I don’t think it’ll make her any more likely to decide.
Instead, they’ll probably just get into a fight that’ll go even worse than usual because they’re both hungry.
Even good plans backfire.
24. I don’t know, but this sounds like the start of a family tradition that nobody else will understand.
I’m picturing a future teenager sighing and telling their friends, “sorry, I can’t make it. Mom says we have to climb on the roof tonight.”
25. Wow, I’m surprised they didn’t mention the giant bottle of dish soap that comes with the room.
I was all ready to pass this deal up for being to expensive, but seeing that totally sealed it for me.
26. I wouldn’t have guessed that basing your looks on sushi would actually work, but here we are.
I think that part of it is the fact that you could walk outside without anyone knowing that green stripe is supposed to be seaweed.
27. Haha, I feel like it would be really hard to get mad at this considering how polite he’s being.
There are a lot of ways to let bae know that you know about her little task force, but none are as classy as this.
28. OK, I’ll admit that the sunburn may look pretty gnarly, but do you see any bugs on that back?
Exactly. The spiders may not be very good at blocking the sun, but they did the job they were made for.
