Martha Stewart is secretly friggin hilarious. Of course, true Martha sans know this fun fact, but the average Food Network viewer would have no idea that the 78-year-old is cheeky A.F. and has a lot of fun on her social media.
Martha’s most recent OMG moment involved a chicken breast, a meat mallet, Drake and Rihanna and a whole bunch of question marks.
If time has taught us anything, it’s that Martha Stewart is always down for a good time.
Remember when she drunk commented on her friend’s chicken coop Instagram account? Or when she said a cocktail or two a day soothes her ?
Well, Martha’s latest ~good time~ moment is deffs one for the herstory books.
Alongside a video of herself pounding chicken breasts with a meat mallet to Drake and Rihanna’s hit single Work , the Instagram caption read “Martha pounding butterflied chicken breasts wishing she was pounding someone’s ??????”
UM, SORRY… WHAT?!
The people could not believe what they were reading. Did Martha just really make a pounding meat joke? I cannot!
The shoutout to Drake and Rihanna is arguably my fav part, as if Work isn’t one of the most popular songs EVER.
Sadly now, the caption has been changed to something far more family friendly.
“Martha preparing butterflied chicken breasts pounding them for chicken piccata Limone @badgalriri featuring drake @champagnepapi.” LAME! But at least the SMEXY SONG IS STILL THERE!
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*Sigh,* well… it was fun while it lasted!
I want to live in a world where Martha makes NSFW jokes all the time!!!!!
Did Martha’s caption make you blush and scream like I did?! Let us know in the comments below!
