It’s a well known fact that our kids truly do say the funniest things. But with the hustle and bustle of everyday responsibilities, we don’t always catch the hilarity as soon as it escapes their lips. Thanks to Twitter, however, we have an endless supply of funny things other people’s kids have said.
This kid who aged his babysitter 100 years.
Imagine seeing Toy Story in black and white?
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This girl who doesn’t understand food.
Whoever sells potatoes in jackets, sign me up.
This girl who should be careful what she wishes for.
You never know who’s going to send you something.
This little girl who was not wrong.
Clearly, Shrek should have 100% been included in The Bible.
This 10-year-old boy who is a genius.
There’s a way to get your parents to get you a dog.
This nephew who is too sweet.
I hope the chef did the best he could, too.
This little boy who doesn’t understand sports just yet.
Did he not realize all the kids were different every week?
This little girl who just cares too much about Spiderman.
Parents, take notes.
This boy who just doesn’t get it.
Magic, kid. Magic.
This boy who needs a better lawyer.
Case closed.
This kid who’s a realist.
He’s not wrong.
This kid who is in for it.
No one is ever prepared for pre-teens.
This girl who just wanted to see her poop.
Take your birth control immediately.
This kid has pure logic.
Scottish accents obviously change the name Dave. Of course.
