There are certain food sins that should just never, ever be committed. There isn’t any like, law against them, but as we all know, Karma likes to serve justice smoking hot .
Here’s an example: drinking condiments. Let’s like, not do that? Please? For the love of all that is holy?
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Every time someone on earth drinks a condiment out of a cup, I lose about twenty years off my life. Like that guy from The Princess Bride . I deserve a longer life than this, guys. I’m literally begging now. PLEASE.
People really seem to love their ranch.
Compared to other condiments, ranch does really compliment a lot of savory foods.
Even the occasional imma dip my pinky finger in this lil ranch blob and lick the ranch off cause it’s tasty can be forgiven in 2019.
You know what can’t be forgiven though? This.
Ladies. Gentlemen. Fellow Americans. Let me introduce you to Abbey.
Seems like a sensible young girl, right? Just casually drinking a glass of milk at a party.
You couldn’t be more wrong.
Abbey is drinking an entire glass of ranch dressing.
In the video that has now gone viral, Abbey’s friend can be heard saying “Abbey please don’t, you’re going to throw up all night” while Abbey ignores all logic and chooses to act on animalistic instinct.
Her friend’s face is like “She’s not ACTUALLY gonna do it.”
And then…she does it. She literally starts chugging an entire glass of ranch dressing.
This isn’t a Billie Eillish fake drinking a glass of black sludge from the “When The Party’s Over” music video moment. This was real .
Now his face is ALL of our faces.
Abbey doesn’t even take a break to breathe or barf or rethink her life choices.
When the cup is empty, Abbey turns to the camera with a triumphant grin.
What did she prove exactly? That she has no concept of morality?
Obviously, people are flipping out.
“I hope the 60 bucks are a consolation when she’s got mad runs,” one person wrote.
Another commenter had his own story to share:
“At my trade school we bet a guy like $15 he wouldn’t drink about a quarter of one of those giant jars or yellow mustard,” this person writes, “It had been on the back of someones truck all day and was about 90° probably.
Dude made us show him the cash then downed it like a champ. Threw up about 3 times within 10 min and the teachers thought he got wasted at lunch and sent him home. Good day.”
Watch the horror unfold for yourself.
Anyone need a Gravol? Some tums? A gingerale?
h/t: Reddit
