We all love to discovery new things! Well, unless it is an illness, an unfixable problem with your house, a new Sugar Ray album, or that Ricky Gervais has broken into your house in the middle of the night and wants to give a preview of his new standup show.
Anyway those cheerful ideas aside, from unexpected Monsters on people’s faces to flying palm-trees, please enjoy these 14+ people who made hilarious discoveries!
Discovering There Is An Imposter In Your Midst!
I love how it particularly looks like the fake owl is whispering into the camera, “Have…have I been spotted? I think they’ve cottoned on!”
Honest Advertising…
Look, I guess that you could say it is a form of recycling…although only if you eat it. And, I can’t imagine that the contents of that truck would look very appetising on a plate.
A Helping Hand Bike Seat!
I cannot think of a single reason why you would want this as a bike seat. Although, your average bike seat is the single most uncomfortable thing on the planet, so it can’t be much worse than that.
A Drunken Plant…
The amount of times that I have gotten catastrophically drunk and ended up upside down in a plant pot you could count on…well, a handful of hands.
The Best Doorstop Around!
“My doorstop runs Adobe photoshop, does yours?!”
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“No, should it?”
*Polite Cawing*
So, it turns out that seagulls can be polite and courteous. Well, I never thought that I would live to see this, I can die happy now. Christ I have a bleak life.
Portable Skyrim…The Extreme Version.
Why just buy a Nintendo Switch when you can carry around a flat screen TV, a Playstation, and a power supply?!
Just Someone Walking Their Crab…
I guess that it’s easy to take the piss out of people who walk crabs, and that’s because they’re really weird. But look, Crabs like going for a walk as much as other animals…presumably?
Streetlight V.2.0!
This is such a cheaper way to build streetlights! Just use a car, it’s so simple, how has no one thought of this before?
Cheating The System…
And this is why I always carry around the head of a fork with me when I’m going to a restaurant where I may be expected to use chopsticks. Sure, I could just take a full fork, but I’m not an idiot.
He’s Got Some Unusually Smooth Legs!
I can just imagine someone saying “Well, it’s just that there is a mirror there so it looks like those are his legs!” only for this guy to walk out from behind that desk and have the exact same skirt and shoes on.
“My husband presented me with beef and broccoli for dinner. His plating skills are ridickulous!”
I wish that I had the balls to be this cocky when it came to cooking! I just can’t seem to get the wang of it.
This Way It Is Nearer To The Sun!
By putting the plants closer to the sun they are able to photosynthesise better, and that is a fact but don’t look it up.
Give Us A Lift!
Why bother making ATM machines at a normal height when people can just ask someone to give them a piggy back! It’s encouraging public togetherness!
“Aquarium Installs Sushi Roll Cylinders For Eels To Slide Into.”
It looks absolutely delightful, but if you put your hands near these particular sushi rolls I bet you’d be the food!
“My dog was not a fan of the snow!”
My nan’s dog used to refuse to go out in the snow when I was a kid, and so my grandad used to have to carry it to a spot where he had kicked the now away from and put it down to use the toilet. That dog ran that house.
“The dog I’m dogsitting looks exactly like her food.”
“So, that dog is full of food. How do I get myself to be full of food? What if I make myself look like that dog? Genius!”
What Do You Keep In Your Pockets?
If you haven’t been keeping kittens in your pocket and feeding them with sausages presumably kept in your other pocket, then you haven’t lived quite frankly! What could possibly go wrong with this situation.
Don’t Even Think About It!
“I’ve seen you, coming round here, unzipping your dog and tipping its contents all over the floor, disgusting!”
“What? This is a hoover, and this is my house! I’m calling the police at once.”
Thanks for reading, and apologies to Ricky Gervais, you’re alright.
M-eye-ke Wazowski…
I particularly enjoy how they have made Mike look spectacularly rough, as though recovering from a night of heavy drinking. They probably had to get into character by getting hammered the night before trying this.
