Some things are just so unfathomable, you’d probably never even imagine that they’d exist in the first place. Well, that’s pretty much the best way to describe the pics you are about to see.
Not only are they kinda ridiculous, they’re also super random, but in a good way. There’s not really much more I can say to help explain the madness that awaits you, so go head and dive on in.
1. If this is expressing yourself, then I’d rather keep myself bottled up for all eternity.
I’m not really sure what pineapple hair has to do with self-expression, but who am I to judge?
2. How this happened, I don’t know. Is this evidence that stilettos are dangerous? Definitely.
Not only can dangerously high heels wreck your body, they can also destroy your windshield. Be careful, people.
3. This isn’t even visually appealing.
I have one question. Why? If anything, it makes me feel uncomfortable. Technology in the hands of the wrong person can result in this type of crap.
4. When you’re tired of the same old food for holiday dinners, so you decide to improvise.
Consequently, your entire family is so terrified, they leave early and make a secret pact to never speak to you again. Is it worth it?
5. Me, literally every single time I call in sick to work, because you need proof in case of an FBI investigation.
I’m not saying the FBI is always watching, but I am saying they are probably watching, so do as you please.
6. Easily the most insane shave I’ve ever laid eyes on, and I work deep within the bowels of the internet on a daily basis.
Imagine trying to grow this particular cut out? It would be a mess.
7. I don’t know what happened to this guy, but I do know that it probably wasn’t good.
Generally speaking, when you end up facedown in a public bathroom, things have probably gotten a little out of hand.
8. Remember the old lady who lived in a shoe? This is her grandson. Feel old yet?
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you were clearly deprived as a child. I feel for you, man.
9. Um, no thanks.
This is why I shop at Target. This would never happen at a large establishment with heavy corporate oversight.
Don’t even try to explain this bear’s backstory, because I’m not interested in having nightmares tonight.
10. If you thought living in a glass case of emotions was bad, try living in an actual fish bowl.
Not only is breathing difficult, it’s also really hard to keep the goldfish out of your ears.
11. I don’t think it’s super sanitary, but it’s hella cute, so I’d be down.
First, I need a little lizard and a baby flamingo floatie. This is what cuteness looks like up close and personal, people.
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12. This type of behavior is the reason why I don’t want to associate with other human beings.
Honestly, if people are gonna act a fool like this, why the heck do I need to converse with them?They have nothing to offer me.
13. Can we all agree to just keep some things to ourselves?
There’s just really no need to overshare this type of information. I don’t care who you are, it’s honestly disturbing, so vault it up.
14. When clever meets cruel, hilarity ensues.
I’m not mad, though. If it happens to someone else, I’m all about that drama. If it happened to me, I’d set the entire Christmas tree on fire.
15. This is impressive, but I can’t stress enough how important it is to actually write the test with the pencil, rather than carve the pencil.
I understand how it may seem confusing, but the pencil is merely a tool for communication, and this is calculus, not art class.
16. Something crazy must have happened to have caused such chaos, but I can’t even begin to start the guessing game.
Does anyone have any plausible and somewhat appropriate theories to give this image more context?
