Being in charge can be a difficult thing. You always have to be there to help those under your care, and you also have to be careful not to be overthrown!
So, with that in mind, here are 12+ moments that made us go, “Who’s in charge here?”
“You’re not in charge anymore. We’ve elected Ham Bone our leader. And he says it’s dinner time. NOW.”
Ah, I’ve been waiting for the live-action version of George Orwell’s Animal Farm for years now!
“Dog clearly thinks he is in charge.”
“Head to starboard, I can smell snacks!”
“But, we need to keep heading upriver to get to…”
“I’m the captain and I say we head snack-ward!”
“Boss hired a new guy to deal with our seagull problem. He’s handling it well.”
“Terry, I need to talk to you. It’s time for your monthly review.”
*whirring fan noises
“Yeah, well, I just wanted to tell you that you’re killing it!”
“I was in charge of bringing the cups!”
Now, that is a cup size that finally holds the amount of beer that I need! Is there a way that we can make these standard sizes in bars?
“My uncle was left in charge of me for one day, so he took me to a UGA game and passed me around to a bunch of college kids to spike my hair.”
That baby looks like he’s into his new look! I wonder if he still has his hair spiked up to this day?
“Listen, Ed. From now on, I’m in charge here. You understand?”
What a power play! Nothing screams, “I’m in charge here!” quite like just standing on the heads of your subordinates!
“I really HOPE they listen…”
A few people pointed out the somewhat incredible irony of there being a meth house on the corner of Hope and Hope Streets.
“Sarah (dog) stole a bite of Stella’s food and Stella came running to me in the kitchen to bitch about it!”
“Stella, where you going? Don’t be a snitch!”
“Too late, Sarah. This is the last time… Mom!”
“If your buddy says he can definitely do a fade, don’t listen. Source: me.”
Good God, that is one hell of a shocker! I wouldn’t be frequenting that barber’s again! It’s less of a fade and more of a step!
“My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks.”
Someone really needs to tell this guy that hawks can fly! I mean, it’s almost like that’s the one thing they’re designed to do!
“Boss: ‘And you’ve seen a banana before?’ Designer: ‘Absolutely, I had banana on the cob last night’.”
I hate both corn on the cob and bananas, so this is like a Frankensteinian nightmare fruit for me!
“My gf ordered ‘A side of fries’ with a southern accent.”
“Do we sell Asada Fries?”
“I don’t know… What even are they?”
“Just throw everything on them and send them out!”
“Tried to get a picture with this woodchuck then it charged me!”
Sure, they may seem cute and harmless, but they are filled with hate and anger… They are fearsome, adorable creatures!
“Our Persian cat staring at our new pup.”
I think the cat might be a little miffed that she wasn’t consulted in the decision to expand the family!
“You’re not the boss of me!”
So, what it sounds like they’re saying is that it is fine if they are in the passenger seat? (Disclaimer: it is not okay if they are in the passenger seat either!)
“The coffee maker at my office was out of order.”
I feel that I myself could quite easily have this description. I might make this my Twitter bio!
“This place charged me $2.25 just out of spite.”
They probably added it on as you asked for the shrimp to be extra spicy. Anything to make their job even slightly more complicated results in spite charges!
“When you request a wall clock for your office but your boss is a dick.”
Christ, that is a loud as hell clock! I can’t even properly read what time it is due to the assault of colors! Come on, Bieber, this is just poor design!
“I’ll have to listen to the flyer that didn’t use Comic Sans.”
Which side would you be on? The side that is making the snowmen, or the one that is destroying them?!
“Took a shot of this guy yesterday, guess he wasn’t too happy about it.”
That bird looks like it is absolutely going to be speaking to this photographer’s manager! It actually looks how I look when someone takes my picture.
“My dad found my passive aggressive note that I wrote the toothfairy. It was better than I remembered.”
Those are your teeth and you’re more than entitled to keep them if you don’t feel like you’re getting a good price for them!
“Who ordered the emo printer?”
“It’s not just a phase!”
“I know, but can I please have my document?”
“You just don’t get me!”
“Student tries to charge solar panel external battery using the light from their phone so that they can charge their phone.”
Whoever did this needs to be given all of the awards for science…just, all of them. Congratulations, you have won science.
“Girlfriend ordered a jacket from Target, got this instead. They don’t even have this item in their inventory.”
0/5 Stars: The product is incredibly uncomfortable and is a few sizes too small. Also, I couldn’t wear it as I have a head.
“Asked my boss for an iMac, saw this when I came this morning.”
So, did they just have this thing lying around, ready to pull this prank? Or, did they have to break a Mac to do this?
“I ordered double pepperoni.”
I would very much like to know who is in charge of this pizzeria so that I can give them a big hug!
“The cake that was ordered and the cake that arrived.”
This is a cake that is more likely to give your child nightmares for the rest of their life than it is to give them a good birthday!
“My school charges $25/semester for printing. If we don’t use it, we don’t get a refund. I have $24 left. Decided to plaster the campus with these.”
My university used to charge us a fortune for printing. I guess they needed the money though. I mean, it wasn’t like they were charging every student incredibly unreasonable yearly fees or anything.
“Who did I marry?”
Someone who can’t be trusted, that’s who. If they can’t care for an empty toilet paper roll, how can they care for your children? For you?
“My boss complained about my coworkers hair being too long. So she fixed the problem.”
Honestly, I like this option better than hairnets or anything else. Can we get chin hats for people who have to cover their beards, too?
“I work in an eye clinic. One of my coworkers had this at his desk.”
Sounds like the clinic ripped you off. I’d get in contact with them immediately seeing as that’s the only real benefit from laser eye surgery anyway.
“The way my boss asked me to order her more pens like this one. I’m sure she’s just bluffing…”
I’m sure she is too, but let’s not find out whether we’re right or not and just order those pens anyway.
“New community toll system is really working out.”
I’m immediately seeing a few ways to fix this problem and I’m not the one who probably went to school for urban planning. Hire me instead, I’ll do it for $30 and a can of Cherry Coke.
“Life lesson learned. Be very specific when explaining how you want your dog be groomed. Dropped off a shihtzu, picked up a llama.”
Even he’s bummed out about that haircut. Tomorrow is the first day of school too. How is he supposed to become popular looking like this?
“My boss got all pissed because I had the soup of the day at lunch.”
This actually starts the newest soup debate. Forget “are Poptarts ravioli” or “is water wet,” is whiskey on ice soup?
“A firefighter I know was fighting wildfires and sent me this.”
Even Smokey himself is looking a little worried there. “Aha…is it really getting that bad out there? Um, I’m sure it’ll all be fine!”
“My brother learned Walmart will print anything onto a blanket. Here’s my birthday gift.”
Either this is Walmart’s most genius printing service ever, or their worst. I’m leaning towards the former.
“My boss gave my coworker a new monitor. He didn’t get caught doing anything, he’s just blind as hell.”
Can we also talk about how amazing those office chairs look? Though it looks like big monitor man had to trade his in exchange for the TV-sized screen.
“At TCU, you learn to read good.”
That typo mixed with the “9:00 o’clock” further down makes for a not-great look for this university. Then again, all these students are graduating, so maybe it’s too late.
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“Trying to get millennials to buy homes the right way.”
A strange bargaining chip, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t tempted. Maybe home ownership is right for me.
“My coworker decided he wanted a standing desk.”
What corporate couldn’t provide him, he decided to make for himself. That’s the kind of can-do attitude that’ll have him rise up in this company, even if he’s half in the floor.
“My new desk art. Boss wasn’t pleased.”
How could he not be pleased? Isn’t god supposed to love all his creatures, dinosaurs included?
“Employee Of The Year.”
I mean, I guess they did what they were told? Also, they got a ton of internet points for Papa Murphy’s so you could say that they killed it!
“This guy’s about to learn a valuable lesson in grammar.”
That, or he’s trying to aggressively force the caramels upon you. Accept them, I say, accept them!
“Had a $5 bill at subway, asked for water cup and she charged me. In a bitchy attitude she says, ‘The water’s free, but not the cup.’ Well then…”
But…what if they start charging for the bags as well? Then you’ll have to reuse your water bags! Or, you know, just pay the small fee.
