They say that a picture is worth 1,000 words. But giving a few extra words to help us understand what led to a bizarre moment wouldn’t hurt either. Sometimes the story is super clear, but it’s just too much fun to ignore. And other times, I really wish I knew what the heck was going on.
1. From a very early age, it’s important for kids to know how to sell all the essentials, like fish, dolls, and, most importantly beer.
I’m also confused why there is a “Di” button on there, but I feel like it’s more likely that I’m just missing something obvious.
RELATED STORIES
2. You’re not allowed to walk here, and it’s certainly not a good idea to ride a chair down, so I don’t even know who this is actually meant for.
Or maybe it’s actually just an awesome “hard mode,” and I’m being disrespectful. But I doubt it.
3. I mean, the story’s all there, but you have to wonder why anyone would do this.
We haven’t seen a laundry/food mash-up this disastrous since that whole Tide Pod thing. Remember that? Remember how big that got? Man, the internet is a weird place.
4. It’s honestly a great way to make sure you never forget the essentials on your next trip to the grocery store.
I mean, I get the joke and whatnot, but this is dedication the likes of which I’m simply not able to comprehend.
5. Do these kids have a sleeping disorder? Because they seem to be dealing with narc-olepsy.
I’m sorry if that’s offensive to tattletales or to people who actually suffer from narcolepsy.
6. When you’re trying really hard to beat the high score on Meerca Chase in Neopets.
I assume there’s a better video game reference to describe using a keyboard very quickly, but I’m just not that kind of nerd.
7. I have never before seen a photo on the internet that I’ve so dearly and truly wished wasn’t photoshopped.
Does he also sell copies of this hat? Was that a rude question to ask?
8. I’d like to meet the kid that made this sign necessary.
I mean, realistically, it’s just going to be some bratty kid who I’d be unhappy to actually spend time with, but you kind of become a legend the moment that you force a company to change a policy.
9. 15 minutes well spent, if you ask me.
Since she shared this picture, the woman who tweeted it has also changed her username to “idontknoooownof***ingdorian,” which is the kind of thing that I’m very glad can happen on the internet.
15. I don’t know what kind of convention this is supposed to be, but I do know that it looks sketchy as hell.
When it comes down to it, I don’t even want to know.
16. Fire and fingers are definitely two separate entities that were never meant to exist as one.
Getting lit never looked so unappealing. I need to know who came up with this disaster.
17. When your grandma is a savage, noting is really off limits, especially on your annual day of birth celebrations.
Poor Dave never stood a chance against Grandma Doris. Sorry, Dave.
18. I don’t think there’s a demand for this type of product, but at the same time, it’s too ridiculous to fail.
The gag gift market is an untapped demographic with massive money-making potential.
19. There is probably a depressing manifesto of unfortunate day dates and best friend necklaces to accompany this photo, but no one needs to see that.
Unfortunately for everyone, this sad moment was captured on camera.
20. Sometimes you just gotta pose in the refrigerated section for no particular reason.
She doesn’t need to give us a reason, but I do have some questions I would like answered.
21. This is the kind of rebellion that I can get behind.
Expressing something on the outside, but being a total hypocrite in a way that’s immediately visible to everyone? Yes sir, that sounds like me.
22. Boy, would I like to be a fly on the wall for that phone call.
Haven’t these brands learned yet that the best way to get our attention is to just go super hard and roast each other? Like, I didn’t give half a damn about Sonic before this very moment.
23. Many people don’t realize that pregnant women have actually been banned from import to the United States since 2012 because of the potential choking hazard.
Yes, I acknowledge that was a really weird thing to say, especially if you don’t know about the Kinder Surprise ban.
24. I…I really need to see this slide show.
I mean, I don’t mean to be weird about it, but this seems very valuable to my education. I also want to know why this man thinks it’s appropriate to bring a skateboard into a lecture hall, but I’m not going to count on getting any answers.
