Look, I may not be the sharpest chip in the salt & vinegar bag, but most of the time, I can pick up on what’s going down around me.
But like laundry detergent and Connect Four, the internet has ruined that. The pics we’re looking at today are the type to throw you for a loop at first, but for a laugh at worst. Basically, they’re just there to remind us how ridiculous our world is — and I’m pretty sure that’s the whole point of the internet these days.
1. Who will police the police?! Or…superheroes, in this case?
I don’t wanna get involved too much in this either, but everyone knows that’s Tony Stark. This is what happens when people aren’t buying military weapons from his company, I guess. Sad.
2. No need for the hate, but we gotta know what happened here.
You know a bag of marshmallows is supposed to be lumpy, right? There’s really no need to iron those out. I would tell you to ask Iron Man for help, but we all know what he’s up to these days.
3. You’ve heard of Cat In The Hat, now get ready for…
Yeah, definitely not as great a story, but at least it’s not as bad as the Mike Myers movie adaptation. That being said, come back to movies, Mike, we all miss you.
4. So, it’s roughly the size of an iPhone 7? Great.
Again, I’m not the brightest omelet at the breakfast bar, but I don’t think these two pics are helpin’ anybody. Well, at least we know it can take some quality hand pics, so that’s something.
5. What else is the government hiding from us?!
And what kind of mad scientists have we got making decisions like this anyway? The truth is out there people — free the gigantic cuddly creatures!!
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6. What should we call this? Deconstructed popcorn?
Hey, if you prefer your corn raw, that’s your deal — no one can judge that. Others are probably just jealous they didn’t think of it first.
7. Is…is he for real?
I’ve never been to L.A. before, so I don’t know if these kinds of performances are common. I’m willing to bet that this guy is as unique as his poster makes him out to be, though.
8. It’s hammer time!
When the last straw is really the last straw, amirite? I told you that you should’ve let her keep that hoodie, man — now she’s coming back for it! That’s my guess, at least.
9. Now that’s some scary stuff right there.
Before calling the exorcist right away, be sure to remember if you’ve fed them any pea soup recently. This could get a little messy.
10. I have mixed feelings about the term “smart car.”
On one hand, it’s fuel efficient, I think. But on the other hand, it’s like a cute little death trap with wheels.
11. Well, screw you too, broccoli!
I’ve heard of having broccoli with beef, but now I’ve got some serious beef with broccoli. I thought we resolved our differences when I was 16, but no.
12. Yes, you should get a new charger. No, I won’t excuse your feet.
This lady must be way more evolved than the rest of us. We go from gaining opposable thumbs to gaining opposable hands now!
13. Well, I mean, it still works…right?
Whatever their goal was here, you gotta give them points for commitment to the bit! Although, the shower one creeps me out more than it should.
14. He’s clearly moooved by this.
I just want to find someone who looks at me the same way this man looks at his milk. I have a feeling they’ll be together long after its expiry date.
15. How to scare the crap out of anyone on a boat.
Although, by the looks of it, this seems like a shark who stepped on a Lego, and now I just feel bad for it.
16. Trying something new won’t always work out. I’m talking about the bike guy, of course.
The hairstyle is cool. In fact, his eyes look great in this shot too. But the dude in the back is on a fast track to a bad time, for sure.
