At the end of the day, people either end up either being the person who did the thing, or they don’t. There’s not much else that separates us.
Or maybe there is, but I’m trying to set up a very basic premise so this article, so I’ll welcome you to ignore any kind of nuance or alternative thought processes. Mmmkay?
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1. I’ve heard of crop tops before, but this goes far beyond anything I’ve seen.
But I kind of get it. I mean, sometimes there’s nothing like wearing a slightly seasonally inappropriate hoodie, just because of the comfort of the sweater. I’m a huge proponent of the sweatshirt and shorts aesthetic.
2. Something big changed in our culture when those animal masks got really popular. I’m not saying it was a good change, but it sure was a change.
Or maybe we’re just getting ready for a live-action version of BoJack Horseman . Who knows for sure?
3. Speaking of horses that’ll make you uncomfortable.
Listen, I’m not about to pretend that I can draw horses any better than this. I couldn’t even put words to exactly what they got wrong. So ride on, @sketchshark. Ride on!
4. Listen, I think this is great. When you’re feeling that sentimental vibe, I say you go for it and tell people how you feel.
I cannot tell you how many late-night text messages I’ve sent out, just telling friends that they matter to me. I’m sure it’s very obnoxious being my friend.
5. I mean, really, I’m just including this because of how impressive it is.
He went and he did the thing, just like I promised. Maybe this can be a new social media challenge, where people have to draw perfect circles on things.
6. Finally, that Zootopia/Night at the Roxbury crossover I’ve been pitching for a while now is getting made.
I recognize that this joke is for about 20 people, so don’t get too mad if it just seems like a bunch of words thrown together.
7. I can only assume that this person ended up getting exactly what they wanted, but that does leave one to question why they wanted it in the first place.
Then again, I know nothing about fashion.
8. This is some Big Deb Energy right here.
I don’t know much about this woman, but I can almost guarantee that she has shared at least one Minion meme in the last 24 hours.
9. Back in my day, we were told that if you didn’t have anything nice to say, you shouldn’t say anything at all. These days you can watch hamburger chains rip each other to shreds on Twitter.
So yeah, times change.
10. This is the truth that no one wants to tell you about Canadians.
Most of us get all high and mighty about our syrup and our hot Prime Minister, but really, we know that we’re just Americans inside, with a slightly more polite frosting.
11. To be fair, I think that the cable company has a lot of good reasons for not wanting you to do this.
Liability not being the least of them.
12. Now I’m not hip enough with today’s youth to know what an “orange justice dance” is, but I do know exactly the kind of kid this is.
In fact, I’m pretty sure that kid just stole my lunch money.
13. I mean, we were all thinking it as soon as we saw Black Panther, right?
This reminds me a lot of that other guy who does low-cost cosplay . I wonder if he ever did Killmonger.
14. Sure, this seems like a lot of fun until you actually need an umbrella and just end up spilling booze all over yourself.
Then again, if you’re not drinking enough to enjoy stumbling through the rain, then you’re just not having the right kind of fun.
15. Props to the restaurant that owns their 1-star Yelp reviews by putting them on their shirts.
I’m not exactly sure what “good American customer service” is either, come to think of it.
16. I certainly hope this doesn’t awaken something in me that I didn’t know was there.
Then again, I do keep having that recurring dream about BonziBuddy that I can’t seem to shake…
