You can’t go into the unknown with preconceived notions and expect to be amazed and entertained. That’s just a fact.
If you want to get the full effect of this article, you need to enter this listicle with zero expectations and no judgments whatsoever. Only then will you receive the full amount of hilarity that it has to offer.
1. This new type of earring may have come straight off the runways of Milan, but they’re easy to wear anywhere.
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You just have to get used to the continuous bites of a small lizard.
2. Perception is always reality.

When you really get down to it, what you think is how you see the world. The brain is a powerful tool, my friends.
Basically, if you don’t have a fan, just draw one.
3. This may not be the best way to use a Ouija board, but it’s probably the most entertaining way.

Spirit boards are pretty serious. You can’t have a turtle running all over the place, mucking things up. Unless, of course, the turtle is possessed by a demon.
4. You probably don’t believe this, but if you take a second to think about it, it makes sense.

I mean, there are much crazier things that have happened in Florida, so this definitely isn’t the strangest thing I’ve heard about the armpit of America.
5. It’s definitely considered theft, but it’s also very smart.

Think about it. It’s less work to transfer the food, plus you get an extra plate. It’s a win-win situation for the diners.
6. If you’re not packing Pogos, then you’re not packing properly.

I always have at least three Pogos on me at all times. One for me, the second for a friend, and the third as a sacrifice to the Dark Lord.
7. What is the point of having toes if you can’t pull some pretty cool nostalgic ink off every once in a while?

Unfortunately, I’m just too ticklish for this kind of tatt.
8. I don’t know if I’ll ever be in a situation that requires me to use a water bottle as a shower, but if I am, I guarantee one bottle won’t be enough.

I would need an entire river.
9. Remember that movie Big Fish? This is him as a baby. Ain’t he cute?

Clearly that little girl disagrees, but at least her brother is ready and willing to show him some love.
10. When it comes to photography, angles are everything.

This is especially true when you’re at the beach. Half-naked people and flesh-tone bodies make for some pretty compromising pictures.
11. Redefining what it means to go swimming in a pool isn’t an easy task, but it’s a necessary one.

Pools are expensive, so not everyone can afford one. Dump trucks, on the other hand, are readily available.
12. If you want to believe hard enough, eventually you will believe.

And once you start to believe, you’ll begin to interpret random coincidences as miraculous signs that reinforce your already established beliefs.
Funny how that works.
13. Patience is most definitely a necessary virtue.

If he had waited until after England won the World Cup to get this ink, he would have never gotten this ink.
You follow?
14. Regardless of how hard you try, you can’t charge a hot dog.

It just can’t be done. And even if it can be done, why would you want to do it?
15. First, they came out with banana hammocks and we all laughed. Now they bring us this tiny banana bike satchel and expect us to just accept it as a reasonable bike accessory?

Not okay!
16. Let’s toss this one in the nature vs. nurture debate.

What did this person expect, buying their husky a cat-scratch tower?
Congratulations, you now have a $700 cat.
17. This looks like something out of an end-of-the-world/disaster movie.

But it’s from real life, which means real life is an end-of-the-world/disaster movie.
Better hit up Costco and stock up on some canned beans.
18. Good lord, this is what happens when there’s no TV.

Would you rather be living in the 1940s, snake-charming a bowl of sausages, or in 2018, binge-watching the new Queer Eye ?
I don’t even need your answer. I already know it’s option two.
19. If you can’t be a police officer, you can still be a traffic cop.

And if you can’t be a traffic cop, you can at least be a traffic cone.
20. I really don’t understand musicians.

I’m aware that this experience is all about keeping an open mind, but my mind is the freakin’ Grand Canyon, and I still don’t get it.
21. City planning isn’t as easy as everyone thinks, alright?

You need to have a basic understanding of gravity, and unfortunately, that’s something they just can’t teach you in university.
22. Say what you will, but this is a very effective strategy for keeping people who are terrified of bananas out of your life.

Frankly, I can’t imagine a better way to go about it.
23. Typically, when I see a pay phone, that’s my cue to get out of that neighborhood.

But if I saw this pay phone, I’d probably have no choice but to leave the country.
24. I don’t know why this lady brought a sword into a portrait studio, but I do know that I wouldn’t be brave enough to stop her from doing so.

If anything, I want to befriend her for protection.


















































