Sometimes it can feel like the world is out to get you! And, more often than not, that’s because it is! Although, even so, there are some people out there who are more unfortunate than others.
And, with this in mind, here are 12+ moments that made us think that we are cursed!
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“I mean, what are the odds…”
It’s incredible that it is the same tire on both vehicles as well! I bet that this was one of the longest nights of this guy’s life.
“Started shaving my hair before my razor died, right before I go have dinner with my girlfriends family.”
I can just imagine this being the first time that he has actually met his girlfriend’s family as well, only to turn up like this.
“This is not what I meant!”
I hate it when you ask for ketchup and they give you a bun with it as well! How could someone get this so wrong?!
No Shade For You!
Whoever owns this car must have done something really terrible for his karma to be this low.
“Good morning…”
That is either someone who has just not had enough sleep or has a massive hangover. Which one do you reckon it is?
“My uncle’s license plate he got from random. He didn’t even know what it meant.”
I’m sure that there are a lot of people who would actually like this license plate as it’s quite funny! However, can you imagine how annoying it would be for someone who didn’t know what it meant?!
“Walked through a fly strip this morning… Spent an hour shampooing glue and fly guts out of my hair.”
And I thought that it was bad getting chewing gum in your hair, but this is another level of painful and unpleasant!
“Ducks walked across all of my finished concrete.”
Now, I love ducks arguably more than any other animal on the planet… However, if this happened to me it may have caused me to re-evaluate this opinion.
“Someone in my town fell 30′ down a well through the floor of their house they didn’t know existed. Literally a well that sucked.”
Imagine how unbelievably terrifying that would be! It’d be one of those things that, after it happened, you would just sit there and think, “What are the odds that this would happen to me?”
“Bottle of ink broke inside the package and it looks as if I received an organ.”
Unless they actually were ordering an organ from the black market and they’re just trying to cover their tracks…?
“That’s not what I meant, Jesus.”
Dammit, Jesus, I thought we had talked about this! You can’t just go around stealing people’s wheels because you’re the son of God!
“My diploma that I spent countless hours and thousands of dollars to get.”
“Hmm, Dave, this says ‘Do Not Bend’ on it.”
“Well, make sure you bend it then!”
“What?”
“It’s reverse psychology! It doesn’t want you to bend it, so you bend it!”
“I don’t think that’s how it works.”
“My wife said measure the door, I told her all doors are the same size…”
Well, back to the hardware store for you, my friend! I’ve learned that you should never just assume anything when it comes to doing up your house after experiencing many incidents like this!
“The World Just Hates me.”
The odds of something like this happening are so astronomically small! However, when it comes to something like playing the lottery, where are these odds?!
“Daughter helped me wash my car but with a rock.”
This person’s daughter apparently has set a bit of a precedent for stuff like this as they added, “She just turned 4 and this is nothing compared to the time she tested the TV’s strength by throwing a toy at the screen…”
“So close, Doris. So close.”
You can’t fault someone for being an optimist! I’d love to know how close she was to making it to 2000!
“Our view at the Grand Canyon!”
At least they have the pictures there in the display for you to be able to look at what you should be able to see!
“So much for changing the battery.”
“Hey, do you want this car?”
“How much?”
“Nothing, you can have it!”
“It’s full of spiders isn’t it…”
“Damn.”
“Spent the last two months exercising, eating well, getting in shape. Then I had my first organized soccer game in ten years. 35 minutes in and I partially tore my quad.”
So the lesson here is working out isn’t worth it and there’s no point? You don’t have to tell me twice.
“This guy bought a smart phone online but received a stone.”
At least with this, you’ll never have to worry about the screen cracking! Plus the battery life is great.
“This looks expensive.”
According to some research, this company had three similar accidents within two years. That doesn’t sound like a lot, but for a company like that, any amount more than zero is too much.
“My gym has been renovating, sending emails keeping us all updated on the progress. Well, it went and collapsed this afternoon.”
It sure is new. I don’t know if I’d say improved, but it’s new!
“So, how’s your day going?”
Throw some soap on there and it’ll still be washing your things! Just a little messier is all.
“I dropped clear thumbtacks onto my cheapo carpet.”
Finding them hard to spot? Yeah, I’m sure the person who dropped them thought so too.
“I ran over a full unopened gallon of white enamel paint sitting on my garage floor and got some on my SHO. Notice the front window was down.”
Replace that tire and you have a pretty unique paint job! I wouldn’t say good , but…unique.
“I was up in the attic when I heard banging. Turns out my daughter ‘fixed’ my coffee table for me with a meat hammer.”
I bet you didn’t even know it was broken! How sweet of her!
“Someone tried to get into my house through the front door several times last night, puked all over my porch and then left this note.”
The silver lining here is that they didn’t get into your house. Could have been worse!
“It was 05:30, I didn’t know whether to laugh or to cry.”
I know that it must have sucked and all that, but I think that if I was desperate, I’d have still drunk it!
“Teen left permanently scared with Mike Tyson’s tattoo after using black henna.”
Today I learned a lot about black henna. Apparently it’s way more dangerous than the brown type, and often has PPD , which was named allergen of the year in 2006! So…don’t use it!
“When even your car gives up on you…”
It looks like they have already had to stick some of those letters back on judging by how jankily they are arranged! Well, either that or it’s just a terrible car!
