Are you a fan of looking at pictures that make you say things like “Waaaaaaaiiiiit a minute….” or “Stop! Drop! Shut ’em down, open up shop”? Well, I can’t make any guarantees about that second one, but boy do I have you covered with the first one. Let’s just say that none of these pics are about being a little suspicious.
1. I really hope to someday care as little about my job as whoever painted over this gum instead of just scraping it off first.
Is it really necessary to paint the underside of a desk anyway? No wonder they weren’t putting in their A-game.
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2. Who would have thought that kissing a reptile could go poorly?
I mean, did we learn nothing from the Bible about putting our faith into cold-blooded creatures? But hey, I guess we all get affection from wherever we can, even if it hurts us.
3. And this is why you always put a password on your phone.
Unfortunately, because of a weird genetic anomaly, both this guy and the cop had the same fingerprint, so it didn’t matter anyway.
Is this legal? Does it make it less hilarious if I think about it too much?
4. What he should have done was just acted like it was a new fashion trend.
Oh honey, are you not wearing shoplift chic yet? It’s all the rage. Basically, you leave the tags on or splash blue dye all over your clothes.
5. I’m just saying, if you’re finding that you’re being mistaken for this museum enough that you need to post a sign about it, maybe you need to look at your life and your choices.
6. Show bae you really care with an earphone splitter that is clearly a heart and doesn’t at all look like anything else.
What? Why is everybody giggling? What did I miss?
7. I really appreciate the immune system of social media, where when you lie about being a badass, your friends will always show up to roast you into oblivion.
And isn’t that what this whole internet thing is about?
8. Sometimes you don’t even need friends to look like an idiot online.
When you’ve got the right skills, you can do it allllll by yourself. Sure, this guy might have done this satirically, but life’s way more fun when you ignore other funny people.
9. Now I don’t want to start a religious debate or anything, but please don’t use your kids as props for anything other than cute pictures on Instagram. Even then, it’s whack, but at least it’s cute. This isn’t.
10. This is like having your teacher read the notes you were passing out loud…except with your browser history.
Yeah, that’s gonna be a recurring nightmare for me for the rest of my life now, isn’t it?
11. When you try to say the right thing, but it all comes out wrong.
I have a hard time believing that this boss didn’t do this passive-aggressively, just to keep everybody on their toes.
12. Listen, we’re all broke here. I’m not in a position to turn down money just because it was printed at Kinkos okay?
If I got fooled by it, I’m sure I can find someone else who’s just as clueless.
13. I’m pretty sure after giving this presentation, the only grade that the teacher can give you is the fire emoji.
Or, if they give you a perfect score of 100, they have to underline it aggressively in red.
14. This is why you should never match with parking attendants on Tinder.
I’m also super curious whether his name is actually Dick or if she’s just being formal with her insult.
15. After Jesus wore out the “water into wine” trick, he had a hard time coming up with a follow-up act that was anywhere near as spectacular.
And now this is a thing that you’ve seen. So, you’re welcome.
16. What in the world? What unholy business were these people up to to make this happen?
I mean, doing your toenails in the car is just a terrible idea. That’s what’s going on, right?
17. How did an unwrapped pad get into the middle of a text book?
Better yet and more importantly, did someone seriously just print over this and not even care? Suspect!
18. Okay, let’s be honest here — if I was driving behind this truck, I would IMMEDIATELY think they were the FBI, especially after that plate.
How stupid do they think the common public is?
19. What really gets me about this is how confused the guy on the right looks.
It’s almost like no one talked about it and out of nowhere, this guy with the hammer just decided he was done with it.
20. Why did this sign need to have fingers?
Not only does it look absolutely ridiculous, but now I don’t even think I can take it seriously. Also, icy conditions where? Looks like it hasn’t rained in that place for weeks.
21. Honestly, I think $500 is a steal. He’s right — he’s got a real national treasure on his hands.
No one who sees this can go back to living the normal life they lived before.
22. Cats are so good, but they’re also so lame.
Also, I wonder what a “simple zest for life” feels like. Do you think it feels good? Good enough to annoy every individual around you at 3 a.m.?
23. This seems so suspicious.
The grammar is so terrible, and never, ever , in the history of the world has anyone relaxed by being asked to relax. I bet the clunk in the elevator made this sign.
24. I need you to be serious and tell me that you wouldn’t consider joining this religion.
Hamsters are so good, all animals are so good, and so why not learn from them and follow them? HA, just kidding…
