What was life like before, like, 2016? Pretty houseplant-less, that’s for sure. Thankfully, some Millennial, probably in NYC, with an exposed brick 200 square foot apartment sipping on a chaga chai tea latte posted their own wondrous jungle of a collection to Instagram and –BAM! Like a spell that only the Sanderson Sisters could cast, people were suddenly filling their own grids with green-leaved plant children.
Now, I don’t actually know how it happened, but all I know is people are still obsessed with houseplants, and if you are too, then you’ll probably appreciate these quotes and memes.
Succulents are basically gateway plants.

Once you buy your first, it’s game over.
Is this not the more accurate thing about plants you’ve ever seen in your life?
How can a cactus legit go like hundreds of days without rain in the desert, but my little lone succulent can’t take a day of firect sunlight to the face?
I thought plants were supposed to be sort of comforting?
Tbh, so selfish. At least ask me how I’m doing back!
It’s sort of a scary feeling, but when you see that root starting to form, you know you can accomplish anything in life.

Propagating is powerful.
You know you’re obsessed with plants when you look for homes that your plants would thrive in.

And yes, you would be willing to live with a poltergeist in exchange for optimal sunlight conditions.
Plants fix all of life’s problems, right?

One tear equals one new houseplant.
Plants really are the pickiest eaters!
Do you want sand in your soil? I thought you wanted sand?!