Hey all you parents out there, are you have a bit of a not-so-great day? Sure you are.
Well, luckily for you I have collected some of the funniest quotes the internet has to offer that will not only make you laugh, but also say, “Yep, that’s me as a parent.”
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So sit back, relax, and ignore your needy children for a few minutes while you enjoy these hilarious quotes.
You win some, you lose some.
We’ve all been there. A sticker on the booty is basically the stamp of a really great mom. Two stickers on the booty? Even better.
That’s how you know you’re doing a great job.
And in the most inappropriate settings, too.
Church: “Hand out of your pants.”
Grandpa’s birthday dinner: “Hand out of your pants.”
Walmart: “Hand out of your pants.”
*Never* step away.
The minute you step away is the minute they realize they’re suddenly unsupervised, and nothing is stopping them from becoming absolute monsters .
That’s why moms inevitably develop eyes on the back of their heads; they always need to be watching.
And then you add a little heart so they know you still love them.
Similarly, you could also include:
“I know you hate grape juice pouches but your sister drank all the apple and mamma hasn’t been to the grocery store in two weeks so suck it up .”
