When it comes to the creepy and unsettling, everyone’s tolerance is different.
The hairs on my arms might raise at the sight of bees or clowns, but you might get goosebumps due to heights or dark rooms.
I did my best to cover all the bases.
“Someone on my local facebook buy&sell is selling this 5 foot crochet Pennywise” — Warphim

Whyyyyyyyy?!
I mean, that’s some serious skill, but no .
I want to like bees, but then they do this stuff.

Please go pollinate some flowers and not swarm around the backyard, thanks!
Apparently, if you have one of these swarms, you can call a local beekeeper to give it a good home.
I’ve seen a lot of weird truck ornamentation, but this is the worst.

Imagine being stuck behind this thing for hours in bumper-to-bumper traffic. I’d go mad.
This is supposed to be funny and cute.

But at least with this doggo, it’s absolutely terrifying. Imagine it leaning over you in the murky morning hours, a slow, strained squeak escaping from the ball.
Nope.
Goodwill, we need to talk.

I know that “Pumpkin” is a common cutesy nickname for a kid, but this is a step way, way too far.
Not something you want to find in your water pipes.

Mercifully, it’s not a giant hank of hair like I first thought, but tree roots. Which still sucks and will cause basement flooding, but slightly less gross.
It’s amazing the difference a misprint can make…

Instead of a smiling, happy grandma, we have a split-toothed monster that’s clearly just wearing Grandma’s skin to help invade the human world.
Street View continues to supply the weirdness.

Something about how the algorithm blurs out the human but leaves the giant teddy bear makes this more off-putting.
I hope she’s harnessed to something!

Pretty sure there’s a reason tall buildings hire professional window cleaning companies for the outsides. There can’t possibly be enough hazard pay for this.
Sure, that’ll hold.

There is so much wrong with this. If I lived in a place that “fixed” electrical poles this way, I’d probably move before things got worse.
Feet kind of freak me out in general.

But this stray bit of hair was sharp enough to embed into the callused heel and cause pain when stepping down on it.
Just a random bag of teeth. No biggie.

I’m going to give this the benefit of the doubt and assume these are from someone’s dentist appointment and they just dropped them. They totally aren’t the trophies of a new neighborhood serial killer.
That foam is toxic waste.

India’s Yamuna River is so badly polluted that it’s considered “dead.” Which is really sad and I hope there’s a chance to clean it a little bit, but that foam is freaking terrifying.
I’m not even sure why this bothers me so much.

I mean, the person was clearly just having some fun with how dirty their nails are, but maybe it’s just the idea of sticking anything under fingernails makes me squirm.
Indiana Jones would hate this so much.

Yes, they are all rattlesnakes. Thankfully, it looks like they are both wearing heavy boots and pants so that the snakes can’t bite.
I’m not even afraid of heights, but this has my palms sweaty.

I have questions about how he got up there in the first place, but WHY?! Was it just for the terrifying photo-op? If so, bravo dude, because you succeeded.
Apparently, this was a school prank.

And this is why you always glance into the bowl before sitting down. There could be a crab in there waiting to pinch your bum.
This strange note found in a drawer at Goodwill.

Merry Xmas,
May your bleeding piles torment you And corns grow on your feet. And crabs as big as lobsters, Crawl around your balls and eat, And when you are old and feeble, And your mind is a total wreck, May you fall right through your asshole, And break your God damn neck.
And a happy New Year.
This is a poor packaging decision.

They’re dolls, but they are so realistic that crushing them into tiny, clear storage bins is really upsetting. Especially the one that’s looking at us.