Man, oh man, with a title like that, what can’t you expect from this article? We’ve got cool pictures, we’ve got funny pictures, and we’ve got more puns than should be allowed in a list like this, but what can I say, I’m a rebel.
Apparently, we also have run-on sentences. So there’s that.
1. You know how people will say that a cloud looks like something else, and when you go to look, you have to pretend they’re right? Well, this isn’t that. This cloud absolutely looks like a cat.
Say it with me now, everybody. “Y’aaalllllllllll.”
2. Okay, I promise these aren’t all going to be cat-related (but wouldn’t that be fun), but this cat is in a perfect circle!
I’m starting to think this cat might be part armadillo. Or maybe it’s just a rug and someone lied to me about it being a cat.
3. There’s a lot of care that went into this pun, and frankly, I support it.
Especially because this person has the sense to ask for $1,000 for their joke. It’s worth every penny. But I do expect it to be delivered, as is, without a grain disturbed.
4. The only person you need to compare yourself to is the person you were in the past.
Or you can compare yourself to this guy if you want to know what it feels like to be a total boss who won this competition, no matter what the judges say.
5. Sure, it took four hours longer than it should have, but at the end of the day, Kevin felt like he’d done the right thing.
Given the opportunity, I’d like to think I wood do this too.
6. This whole time, I thought I was letting myself go, but it turns out I was just growing a grappling hook.
Until this moment, I’d just been using it as a punch line for self-deprecating jokes, but this is way better.
7. I’m gonna need you all to let me believe that this is real.
Granted, I probably shouldn’t put a whole lot of trust in someone whose Twitter handle is @thepunningman . I think he might have a horse in this race.
8. This is the architectural equivalent of cleaning out all of your pores with a deep facial peel.
It’s a cool picture and somebody already wrote the pun for me. Today was a good day.
9. Why is this even a thing? How is this possibly a cost-effective way of making chess pieces?
Alternate caption: When you act like a queen, but you know that on the inside, you’re actually disposable.
10. The only way this gets better is if the award is for his punctual attendance record.
At the very least, you could say he’s been consistent. He did show up at the same time every day for each of those six years.
11. Like, I’m impressed by the illusion and all, but the very last thing I need in a bathroom is to get vertigo.
Imagine heading to this bathroom because you’ve been partying too hard. How much worse is the situation going to get?
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12. Ever looked at a kid doing what is probably a very stupid thing, but realized that you now have a life goal you didn’t know about?
I know that’s a very specific question.
13. Okay, forget what I said in the last one about it being my new life goal. This is my new life goal.
Mainly the part where I own a jacket that looks like something out of a ski magazine from the ’90s.
14. What in the world?
Somewhere in this picture is a metaphor about doing your own thing and not letting obstacles get in the way. But I’m not the person who’s poetic enough to pull it off.
15. Hey, look! This elevator tells you how close you are to the maximum weight! That’s pretty neat, huh?
My doctor was pretty confused when I started telling him I only weigh one shin, though.
16. How did I not even know this was an option?
You can get glow-in-the-dark tattoos now? Imagine the possibilities! No, seriously, I need you to imagine them, because I’m coming up blank. But it’s still super cool.
