It is good to try and help out your fellow man. However, there are a lot of people out there whose help is…well, somewhat less than great, no matter how willing they may be.
With that in mind, please enjoy these 15+ people who just made things worse! At least their hearts were in the right place…mostly.
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“They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.”
“Should we move the rock, Dave?”
“Does the van say, ‘Dave & Co. Rock Movers’?”
“No, Dave, it doesn’t.”
“Then shut up, and go get more pipe.”
“My friend made a Danny Devito cake for her friend. It’s worse in person.”
Please, and I cannot stress this enough, can the person who posted this stop their friend from ruining cakes and Danny Devito again in the future? Those two things are sacred to me.
Oh Dear!
Yep, that’s going to leave a mark. You’re going to need one hell of a big bowl of rice to fix that car!
“I was making homemade churros for the husband and the piping bag tip popped out. Too lazy to fix it. I present to you the turdo.”
Step one (and the only step) when it comes to fixing this problem: Stop calling them turdos.
“This horsopotamus I photoshopped.”
No one ever asked for the horsopotamus to exist… And I don’t think that the horsopotamus looks like it really wants to exist either.
“This might be the best/worst tattoo I’ve ever seen.”
Nope, just nope. This person has simultaneously made me hate tattoos and the N64 from this point on, something that I would previously have thought impossible.
“Together til the end.”
I don’t think that this is the way that they mean for music to be connecting people. Although, if you’re listening to Coldplay, then I guess this is pretty spot on.
“My wife’s message in the shower.”
Nothing says I love you quite like a message written in a soggy mess of hair from the drains. And they say romance is dead!
“Paw Patrol really took a turn these recent years…”
I was actually looking forward to the gritty new direction that Paw Patrol was taking. However, it just didn’t quite have the magic of its original direction. A real shame.
It’s Shrork!
There are a myriad of things that are terrible about this. However, the most worrying is that Donkey has no eyes…and seems to be staring into the depths of my soul?
Sick Back-Up Camera Mod!
What I love about it is how discrete it is. Its seamless execution is to be admired. Seriously though, how long before someone knocks that atrocity off?
“Impeccable sidewalk repair!”
Whoever conducted these repairs is an absolute monster, and they ought to be ashamed of themselves! This is giving me a headache just looking at it.
“My grandfather came to visit and ‘fixed’ all our furniture with this ‘brown’ sharpie.”
Looks like this person’s grandfather either has something wrong with his eyes or he just really, really hates them!
“My Petrochemical Romance.”
“When I was a young boy, my father took me into the gas station to see a marching band. He said, ‘Son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?’ And I said, ‘Why the hell is there a marching band here?'”
“How my friend returned my computer after fixing it (See desktop background).”
You’re probably just going to be better off deleting everything and re-downloading Chrome. I mean, nothing is worth using Internet Explorer.
“My dog dug up a section of the lawn so I fixed it and then roped it off. Went outside and found her like this.”
All that they have essentially done here is create a VIP area for their dog. Of course she is going to want to sit in the roped-off area, who wouldn’t!
“Whoever made this koala Mask.”
But…why? Why would anyone ever want this, except for the possible reason of plaguing the nightmares of local children?
“My daughter fixed her cousin’s barbie after the head popped off and would not reattach.”
Holy mackerel, that is the stuff of nightmares. This reminds me of one of the toys in Sid’s room that he had been experimenting on in Toy Story !
“Today someone decided to make an illegal u turn and got instant karma for it.”
Ah, an Audi driver. Why am I not surprised. Really though, that’s a pretty big thing to miss, but I feel no sympathy. Play stupid games, win stupid, concrete prizes.
“Really not a good candy choice.”
I mean, at least it’s only a quarter, but that’s probably the same amount of sugar you’d be getting in one of those tiny candies anyway.
“Sometimes the line between best and worst parents is sort of murky.”
While that statement isn’t wrong, the view here is pretty crystal clear. At least this is a surefire way to make sure your kids never want to go to an amusement park again.
“My sister & I compete for ‘worst present’ each Christmas…she won this year.”
It didn’t even occur to me that this is something you can buy. Just go pick up some rocks outside. They’re free and just as good.
“This is either the best or the worst thing I have ever seen.”
I’m someone who’s notorious in my friend group for eating whatever garbage is put in front of me and I still don’t think I’d trust whatever comes out of this.
“Who decided to clean the sewers without telling me.”
Hey man, no need to be mad. You got a free deep clean and a whole spa day at no charge!
“My worst nightmare just came true.”
While this is tragic, I have to wonder why this person had their earbuds near a slinky at all?
“Trying on clothes with a toddler in a nutshell.”
Well, I hope you bought that dress, because now the inside is covered in kid drool for whoever wants to try it on next.
“Screw who ever put this ghost child picture outside the bathroom door.”
Whoever put it there must have thought long and hard to decide that, yes, the bathroom would be the worst place to encounter a ghost child.
“Fiancée tried to make doughnuts but added too much batter. I introduce to you, the muffnut.”
Personally I think this is a marvel of baking engineering. I also think doughnuts can’t be baked, they’re fried. But if that’s the case, what are these really then?
“Worst slide design ever. Worst six feet of my life.”
Even if this is meant to be a ladder of sorts and not a slide, this still sucks. That looks so uncomfortable. How many kids have come back with bruised knees because of this monstrosity?
“For anyone else who’s mother has a decoration that spells out Christmas in blocks.”
You’re not only leaving milk and cookies out for Mr. Claus, but you’re leaving him a compliment too. You might be getting an extra present this year.
“My client’s daughter cut her own hair. I am a hairdresser. She asked me if I could fix it. NOPE.”
There’s nothing anyone can do to fix a raze right down the middle. Maybe install some higher bathroom cabinets.
“Someone at work started a Christmas countdown on the board way too early, so I fixed it.”
I have to agree. As nice as Christmas is, we have to get all the other holidays out of the way first. It will not take precedence over my turkey dinner.
“Look Daddy! I fixed your guitar by making all the metal things straight!”
That’s not too bad of a fix really. However, what is much worse about this picture is the fact that “Daddy” couldn’t be bothered to trim the string’s ends after restringing! I hate it when people do that!
“Fixed a hole in the wall at work today.”
All the life hacks in the world cannot replace the simplicity and joy of putting the Kool-Aid man on a hole to fix it.
“I recently got ordained and officiated my first wedding, chose to fix my glasses at a poor time.”
What a perfect way to completely undermine one of the most special and sacred moments in this couple’s lives. I salute you sir.
