Sometimes it seems like the only joy husbands get is from bugging their wives. Sometimes they put zero effort into the simplest tasks, and other times they put astronomical effort into elaborate pranks.
While I’d like to hope that I won’t turn out like that, the odds are admittedly stacked against me. And hey, would it really be that bad?
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1. She gets this after telling him to buy some chocolate.
Seems like this husband is trying to one-up his wife in passive-aggression. Never attempt this, it’s always a losing battle.
2. She asks for a “strong tea” and hubby delivers.
I think this is kinda cute. Though, he shouldn’t mess with her if she needs an extra boost to her morning caffeine fix.
3. She finds this in the closet.
Hey, at least it’s not on the floor. This way the shirt stays neatly unwrinkled and easier to take out when he has to change real quick.
4. She asks him do the laundry for the first and last time.
Spoiler alert: Purposely ruining a load is the best way to never have to do laundry. The jig is up, guys!
5. She lets him get the groceries once.
Looks like this guy is making better use of this fruit basket. The wife can’t be that mad though, chocolate cures most things.
6. She leaves him alone in the garden for a second.
Turns out the man she married isn’t as mature as she thought. The guy still thinks poop jokes are hilarious.
7. She tells him, “only one more slice.”
Maybe next time she should be more specific about the size of the slice, or her husband could be less of a jerk. Both work.
8. She takes a power nap and he sees an opportunity.
Someone is going to get a stern talking-to when she wakes up. I think it’s a masterpiece, though she might strongly disagree.
9. She gets exactly what she asked him for.
Husbands are really just simple beings. Sometimes wives really need to be more clear for them to actually listen and take instructions.
10. Sometimes, the odd little white lie is necessary
Dude, you need to figure that out before the date actually rolls around. No white lie can get you out of forgetting the celebration of your first wedding anniversary.
11. She shares her dessert and gets one bite.
He pretty much destroys most of the dessert himself, even scraping up the remaining goodness. Meanwhile, he probably gets upset when she steals a few fries.
12. She asks him to wrap a gift.
It’s a quick favor and he delivers in spades. Everything is secure and the message is straight to the point. It’s the thought that counts, right?
13. She asks him to try to make his own breakfast.
Most may think it’s pretty simple to make oatmeal, but it’s pretty clear the task might be harder for some people than others.
14. She finds this in the the pantry.
She might think her hubby is an immature man-child, but he may be onto something. “Mulberry berries” sound awkward. “Mulberries” works better, though “dingle” works too.
15. He traded it in for the toy prize
Be honest, are you more ticked off that he hasn’t noticed his wedding band is missing or that he’s been sticking his grubby hands into your box of breakfast cereal?
16. She checks out the lunch he packed.
I guess she’ll be packing lunches for their future children. Can’t risk her kids using lunch money to buy pinwheels and licorice, or whatever kids buy these days.
17. She puts Dad in charge of dressing their daughter.
Mom leaves early for work so dad dresses their kid for preschool. She is probably considering changing her shifts after this outfit.
18. She finds this in the shower.
Seeing a cutout of a regular person would be scary enough. If she isn’t a Star Trek fan, getting surprised by Worf is even worse.
19. She buys him a gift to solve a problem.
While some wives may be passive-aggressive when dealing with their husbands’ dumb choices, Courtney takes a different route with Erik’s prep methods.
20. Careful, bud. You’re within an arm’s reach of her.
There’s nothing like the wrath of a woman who’s just endured 10 hours of child labor
21. What a smartass!
They say a sense of humor is the most important part of a relationship. However, a sense of humor won’t necessarily feed you when your wife refuses to cook for you for the next two weeks.
22. Some things really give you a perspective on your relationship
At least she can check to see if her bun looks good. Just the bun.
23. She finds this concerning situation.
What’s the use of a bag clip if her husband just rips the bag open like an animal? She’s probably having some really conflicting thoughts.
24. Yes, that is a lint roller
The best revenge? Stick duct tape to his family jewels while he’s sleeping!
25. She finds this sad attempt.
There’s lazy, and then there’s this. The wet wipes are probably his, leaving his wife to deal with the toilet paper issue. At least rip off the plastic!
26. That’s not starting a fight, that’s starting WWIII
We all do things in the heat of the argument that don’t actually represent who we are as people…things we regret later…
27. If you mix red and black, does it make blue?
Grocery shopping: the ultimate test for any couple. It takes a lot of trust to let your S.O. do it themselves.
28. It was actually a dinner roll
If Mom isn’t there to do a french braid, you’ll just have to settle with a small baguette from Dad.
29. As if you don’t hear enough of their smart remarks in real life…
When you see someone everyday and know exactly how to push their buttons, how can you not?
30. She asked him to whip the cream, not obliterate it.
He better not have that on the top speed unless he wants butter!
31. This is what happens when you ask him to pack a bag for the baby -_-
Someone in the relationship has to be the literalist!
32. To be fair, he followed the list exactly.
Lesson learned: never leave anything up to interpretation ever.
33. Clearly he has no idea what fish eat
You can just feed the family pets life-sized cracker versions of themselves! SMH, imagine just eating a human-sized cracker of yourself…
34. “I saw it there, and it was so cute I couldn’t resist”
I mean, it is pretty cute, but one of the dinner guests is going to feel seriously ripped off!
35. I see we have another literalist
I don’t know if this guy has kids, but he’s definitely got the dad joke nailed.
36. She wanted a Coach bag for her birthday…
Luckily this joke seems to have gone over pretty well, but I wouldn’t try something like this twice…
37. To be fair, you did ask him to be more romantic
As long as he splurged on the three-ply there’s really nothing to complain about.
38. Putting away the leftovers got taken to a whole other level
The kids aren’t going to be happy when they find out he used all their googly eyes up.
39. Hmm, something tells me this was a gift and not a personal choice.
Note to self, never let your husband pick out your license plate.
40. She causes a scene and he tries to outdo her.
This is the exact opposite of what anyone should do in this situation. The rest of the gif is him rolling into his grave.
