We all go through a lot of “phases” in our lives. And, no matter how much we may protest that “It’s not just a phase mom!” we often look back on these phases and think, “Yeah, that was a little weird.”
So, with this in mind, here are 16+ people who are currently at the “Just lost my freakin’ mind” part of their lives. Enjoy!
What A Creepy Hobby To Have!
Whether you’re collecting punk-rock taxidermy ducks or making them, you need to start spending your time in other ways!
“Meanwhile, in a Wal-Mart parking lot…”
Well, you can’t knock them for being understated when they modified this van! There’s nothing worse than a boring custom-job…except this, this is far worse.
Want A Pizza This Pineapple?
There are few things that I have seen in this life which I actually wish that I had never laid eyes on in the first place, but this is one of them.
“Gotta give ’em credit, it’s pretty well made.”
That’s a very clear and concise message to let people know that you don’t want them coming near you! I kind of love it.
For The Extreme Bean Lover!
I wonder if they’re scratch and sniff as well, so no matter what you scratch you always smell beans!
“Spider Implant!”
All I can imagine is how this would effect this person if they needed CPR. Aside from that, who would want a spider under their skin in the first place? They creep me out enough when they’re on the outside of my skin!
“M&Minem!”
There is no doubting the quality of this; but, and I feel like I’m echoing the thoughts of everyone who looks at this…why?
That Can’t Be Legal…
Maybe if Jesus spent less time doing balancing acts with cars and more time helping people, then more people would have faith, just saying.
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Looks Painful To Sit On…
Yeah, doesn’t look comfortable that’s for sure. I guess that at the very least it could be used to stop a cat scratching at the arms of your couch?
“No one should like Kid Rock this much…”
I mean, no one should like Kid Rock whatsoever when you think about it. Also, why does this rendering of him look slightly out of focus?
That’s One Hell Of A Haircut…
Politics aside, I just cannot imagine someone getting this. I think that it actually looks more like a drag queen dressed up as Trump.
“2006 Offroad Smart Diesel with an Exo Cage.”
“I’m thinking of getting a Smart Car.”
“Hmm, I’m not sure…”
“And I’m going to modify it so it’s an off-road one!”
“Wow, okay, I really think that you…”
“And it’s gonna be diesel!”
“Oh my God, stop!”
This Twilight Tattoo…
This is definitely not something that this guy will come to regret in later life, no way. I’m sure that this will age like a fine wine.
“When 2 VW’s merge into 1.”
“I just can’t decide which car I want!”
“No worries, just get me a saw and a welder!”
“Middle finger guitar.”
But, if you’re wearing this and playing it properly, wouldn’t you be flipping yourself off?
What A…Unique Look!
I fluctuate between thinking that this is perfect, and really being concerned for the kind of person who would buy this.
There’s Only One Word For This…Yikes!
Maybe this is trying to lessen their carbon footprint…or, handprint !
*Evil laugher as lightning crackles in the background…
Gotta Protect Your Neck!
Look, it’s a high-quality tattoo, that’s a straight-up fact, but the placement is weird as hell, right?
“Starry Night made completely out of peeps!”
I guess that there are worse ways of spending your time? It’s pointless and kind of weird, so I suppose that it is the perfect work of art at its core, congrats.
“This Set Of Ceramic Denim Pots!”
I’ve heard of people boiling denim, but I’ve never heard of people boiling things in denim. This looks like the kitchen in Charlie Kelly’s restaurant.
