Ah booze, the destroyer of mornings and causer of headaches and regrettable social media posts, where would we be without thee? More than likely we’d be much more productive at the weekends, but that’s beside the point.
If you’re out there having a little tipple, or thinking about having a tipple, or have previously had a tipple, then here is something that I think you will enjoy: 13+ boozy memes for people who are already on that third glass of wine!
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The Best Feeling Of All Time
I had this experience quite frequently until my 20s started to catch up with me with the gusto of a professional rugby player charging at me like a bear.
Diet Smart, Not Hard!
Now, I cannot stand Ed Sheeran, with his anaemic, vanilla-flavoured, asinine low-calorie rain water music that he pours in the ears of listeners everywhere, but I do respect this dieting tactic!
I Bet You Can’t Down That Drink!
Wow, he looks completely dead inside! He also looks a bit drunk as well.
The Floor Is Not Lava Anymore
This is just the adult version of the floor is lava; however, as opposed to trying to avoid touching the floor, the floor is strangely appealing!
It’s Just Like Being Drunk… But Fancier
The more classy and cocktail-orientated the drinking session is, the faster you can progress down this list.
The King Of The Skies
I wish someone would give me a crown when I pin 6 drinks, instead of just sighing and saying, “So it’s gonna be one of those nights again is it?”
There’s No Such Thing As One…
Sometimes it is easier to just go out and say you’re going to get hammered. Then you won’t feel as bad when you inevitably do and your body can start preparing for the hangover more effectively.
It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time
After this went viral, Elijah Daniel actually wrote a book called Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy and you can actually read it on Amazon Books!
It’s Like Trying To Catch Smoke With Your Bare Hands
You’ve got to cut it off at the source! How you’d do that with alcohol though I’ve absolutely no idea, any suggestions? Maybe a lock on your bank account?
Cinderellabitdrunk
There’s actually some charities in certain cities that go around with flip flops for people walking home in uncomfortable shoes on nights out, imagine the sights those people must see!
It’s Happening!
As you hear the vomit hitting the carpet, you can also hear your Uber rating plummeting.
Yours Sincerely
Sure, funnier and a better dancer I get, but who has ever said that alcohol makes you more intelligent?
Hold Your Lines
“I mean, one rum surely can’t hurt?” is a sentiment that has lead to the ruin of many people’s Monday mornings, and Tuesday mornings, and every other type of morning.
Are You A Or B?
Let me know which you think you are, A being the former, and B being the latter!
Dry January
See, if the legend that is Kim Woodburn can’t do it, then what hope is there for the rest of us?
A Glimpse Into The Future
If Snapchat even exists that far in the future. By that point, even tic tok will be for old people as opposed to exclusively 13-year-old lip-syncing narcissists.
Y’all Ready To Go?
Making plans at 9 on a Saturday morning always seems like a nice idea, until you actually wake up with a banging hangover from the post-work Friday drinks.
I’m Gonna Make Margaritas!
I mean, it may seem like a joke, but if you did it you would definitely feel better… or worse, much much worse, one of the two.
Choose Wisely
If anything is going to push someone to drink, it’s playing Uno! Have you ever experiences how stressful and anger-inducing that game is.
Bullseye
There is something really special about doing a mundane task while drunk. Sure, you can party while drunk, but grocery shopping is a whole new experience.
The Special Kind Of Drunk
Personally, wine doesn’t make me lusty, it makes me very, very chill. Though I suppose in the Netflix & chill generation, that’s the same thing.
True Literature
You may wonder why Hemingway isn’t a pun name. If so, then you clearly haven’t read Hemingway.
They Make A Good Point
Assuming they aren’t drunkenly tweeting their secret other crush, then things could get a lot more awkward.
A Feature I Can Get Behind
I’m not sure if it’s still available now, but Gmail added a “beer goggles” feature back in the day that would require you to do math before sending a drunk email. Genius.
FYI
If that’s the case, then having two dogs makes it a party! See, I’m not as anti-social as you all thought.
Thanks, Mom!
The mistake here is saying no. Just take the bottle and discard of it, making the original crime disappear entirely.
Every Time
This is why any financial resolutions people make at New Years can never make it past the ball drop.
Gotta Love Brunch
“Brunch” is just a euphemism for “mimosas”. The eggs benny are just a side dish.
Don’t Have To Ask Twice
Of course my answer is yes. Just let me clear my schedule of all the unimportant items, like laundry, work, and picking up my kids from school.
“Drink Responsibly”
I mean, not spilling a drink is one of the most important things about drinking so I guess you’re almost on the money. Spilling drinks is just literally pouring away your hard-earned money.
