This strange planet of ours is chock-full of bizarre and funny things that catch us off guard. I mean, do you ever think about the fact that Reel Big Fish were once taken seriously as a band? Insanity!
So, please enjoy these 15+ times our hilarious finds made the world a funnier place!
“This cheerful tortoise skeleton!”
This tortoise looks like it died telling the most abysmal dad joke of all time, and loved every second of it!
“My crescent rolls came out looking like walruses that just can’t anymore.”
I like the idea of making pastry animals. It would be like origami except much better; it would give me heartburn from eating pastry instead of giving me heartburn out of anger for never being able to fold anything.
“This morning I found by far the smallest frog I have ever seen in my entire life (my average-sized fingernail for scale).”
I don’t think that I would ever be able to walk around my backyard calmly again after finding this little fella. I’d always be terrified of stepping on him or his family!
“The sun hit this freshly-paved tarmac just right and made a real-life Rainbow Road through polarized lenses.”
Whatever you do, don’t try and throw banana skins at other drivers while you’re on this Rainbow Road. They really won’t appreciate it!
“Saw a squirrel eating a strawberry off a fork on my way to class.”
Just because it’s a squirrel doesn’t mean it has to eat like a savage! There are a lot of very polite squirrels I’ll have you know, with very good table manners!
“I love the description here.”
I never knew the staff at Panera Bread could be so judgmental! Also, what is “Xtra V and D”? It sounds a little unsettling.
“Steve has 1000 carrots and needs to…”
So, he has either got a load of pet rabbits back at home or the person driving this truck has the best eyesight on the planet and wants to keep it that way.
“A lizard fell from the ceiling and left this dusty imprint on my wireless charger.”
Perhaps the lizard saw this and thought it was a challenge to land on the “X”? Also, if that’s how dusty the lizard got wandering around your house, you need to vacuum a bit more frequently!
“Dial 999 for… oh.”
“Dave, I think this phone is a great idea, but with only these numbers no one will be able to call us!”
“Exactly! Wanna go for a pint?”
“Dammit, Dave, you’re a goddamn genius.”
I Don’t Think That Shirt Is Sending The Right Message!
I guess that it all depends on what you’re giving up on. I mean, if your plan is to try and jump to Saturn, then you probably should give up… Giving up is simply a very good option!
“Tell your wedding guests to die!”
Maybe they really do just hate all of the wedding guests? I’ve been to enough tense family weddings to know that that is a very real possibility.
“It’s not hand sanitizer, it’s…”
Not only does hand sanitizer always find the tiniest burning cut on your hand, but there is always far too much that comes out, leaving you rubbing your hands together for about an hour.
“Mushrooms burst out the front of the grow kit sitting on the shelf at Walmart.”
I mean, this is a great ad for the mushroom growing kit. You can’t fault it for doing what it says on the tin…or, box, rather.
“Found in my web design textbook.”
That adorable little fella looks just as angry as someone who has to read that textbook.
“Found a fossil in the parking lot of a pet store.”
I bet that if you dug that phone out of there and turned it on, it would still have at least half its battery charge and would be ready to make a call!
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“This satisfying pebble I found at the beach.”
That looks like it would be the single most amazing stone to skim across a lake that has ever existed! I also didn’t mean to sound so much like a morose character in a teen drama there, sorry.
“My apple looks like it’s still loading.”
I guess that when it’s finished loading it will finally be ripe and ready to eat! Well, either that or they will finally be ready to upgrade to the new Apple iOS.
“These condoms are around 60 years old. Found in my basement!”
Whoever bought these condoms clearly didn’t have the sort of luck that they were expecting to have!
“My friend found a bullet in her corn.”
Well, I mean, how else are they going to kill the corn before preparing it? If you’ve never been corn hunting, then you’ve never lived.
“It’s harder than it looks to throw away a trash can.”
“Should we take this trash can with us, Dave? The sign says…”
“That’s just what they want you to think! They’re wily critters, trash cans. Don’t fall for it!”
“I really don’t know where you’re getting this information about trash cans from.”
