Sometimes there is no hiding when you have made a mistake, no matter how much you protest or try to cover it up.
So, with this in mind, from vets who made ill-fated snow angels in dog parks to someone who built the most dangerous home-made scaffolding on Earth, here are 16+ folks who flat out messed up!
“Someone in my condo is ready to get back to in-person learning.”
I’d take that chair off their hands if they’re getting rid of it, it looks like an art installation. Also, the chair I have is buggered and I have no shame.
“A story of betrayal.”
Well, this broke my heart more than I thought that it would. I hope that they at least got this poor fella a new one!
“And I thought my morning was rough…”
That poor squirrel on the wheel looks like it is saying to itself, “It’s okay Steve, you got away, I’m sure that bird has flown away by now!”
“Tough times on Sesame Street.”
That’s just the way that showbiz can be. One day you’re on top of the world, and the next your holding up a “We Buy Gold” sign outside of a run-down pawn shop.
“Cake designer took the entire photo and put it on the cookie.”
“Wow, that looks like such a lovely cake…which is on this also lovely cookie for some reason?”
“It is technically what we asked for so we can’t take it back, enjoy!”
“My dad bought a drill on Wish. This just arrived.”
The sad thing is that he won’t even have a drill to help put up this metal poster of a drill he’s now got.
“I tried to make a cake with a lobster shaped dish…”
Well, I can tell you for a kick off, that’s not a lobster. And, if that’s what you think a lobster looks like, then God help you.
Do You Think He’s Got Enough Ladders?
I suppose that he technically hasn’t messed up yet, but if this guy gets through this day’s work without killing himself I’ll be blown away.
“No, I don’t need to secure the load, I’ll unload it soon…”
You’ll sure as hell be unloading it soon, as there’s not much use trying to drive that along now it doesn’t look like.
“Sink attached to toilet, forming a perfect slide…why?”
If you drop anything in the bathroom anyway it will almost always land in the toilet somehow, you don’t need to go making a slide right into the toilet damn it!
“My photo in my college card.”
He shouldn’t have been sat so far away from the camera when they were taking the picture, what an idiot!
“If it’s still too long let me know…”
It clearly wasn’t too long as they had the space to add this lovely little caveat on the end! As a fan of Mr. Peanutbutter I fully endorse this kind of screw up!
“Yeah I made the maze like you asked, boss.”
“Mom, can you help me with this, I can’t figure it out!”
“Keep trying, you’ll get there in the end…what a great way to keep kids entertained, eh!”
“Walked through a fly strip this morning… Spent an hour shampooing glue and fly guts out of my hair.”
Although, some people say that there is nothing batter for your hair than sticky paper and fly guts! Those people are idiots but that’s beside the point.
Well I’m Not Doing It There…
“Did you wash your hands?”
“Yeah, why? It’s just you hands still reek of…wait, where did you wash them?”
“In the urinal, like the sign said.”
“Dave, for the love of God stop eating that donut and go wash your hands properly!”
An Eye For An Eye…
“Hey, do you need some goggles?”
“Nah, I’ve only got one eye, they’re for people with two eyes.”
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“I really don’t think that is how that words.”
“My Anniversary Present.”
I think that I would ironically much rather have this than the intended one. I mean, it’s perfect in its own way!
“Ah, yes ‘Quick Dying’ hand sanitiser!”
Well, if you chug enough of it I’m sure that you will die pretty quick! So, depending on how you look at it, it might not be wrong!
Solid Advice!
This sounds like someone who is speaking from experience. Who knows what lurks under the snow at the dog park!
“Parents didn’t want their son’s name printed on his school photo.”
Well, at least the kid’s name actually wasn’t put in! Unless this is his name, in which case that is a brutal name for a child.
