Not every day can be a good day. When you’re having a bad day, someone out there is having a good one, and vice versa. However you’re feeling today, you could probably use a smile.
A mouse is a mouse.
This leads me to an age-old question: why is a computer mouse called a mouse? Like, they’ve never, ever looked like real mice, and it only leads to confusion when you tell people that your stupid mouse died.
Take that.
Statues make for great photo ops, whether you want to simply pose with them or utilize their specific pose for an awesome photo op. This is the only way you can get away with booting joyful children in the face.
Student of the year.
As the kind of nerd who proudly worked on my high school yearbook, I can confirm that yearbook students are given way too much power in how the finished product turns out.
Breakin’ the law.
It seems reasonable to ban frozen desserts and glass bottles from a train, but what’s with the two sausages thing? Are you allowed to bring one or three, but just not two?
Looks fun.
Plumbing problems aren’t fun. Using the plunger isn’t fun. I don’t know if a pogo plunger would actually be fun (my bet is that it would be gross), but at least someone’s trying their best here.
Does it scan?
Male pattern baldness is tough for many guys to deal with. You can go bald gracefully, try hair tonics, or even go for a combover. Whatever you do, just don’t do this.
Beautiful.
“Parents remodeled their kitchen, I had one request,” wrote the original poster. It’s amazing how well a humble t-rex etching blends into an otherwise staid wall of tiles.
He’s king for a reason.
When you think about it, there’s no good reason that McDonald’s should be able to go toe-to-toe with Burger King. I mean, we’re talking about a clown trying to match wits with a king.
On point.
This is some inspired product placement. I can’t imagine too many advertising execs are creative enough to utilize the rope on ships to sell their product, but clearly the good people of Mondo Pasta are on another level.
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Ostriches, or any kind of gigantic walking bird, have always struct me as intimidating and weird. Turns out they’re just as happy to see people as people (sometimes) are to see them.
Once more into the fray.
It takes a brave man to wear a full-on bread suit into a swarm of hungry gulls. Seriously though, don’t feed them bread. Feed them, like, birdseed and grapes and that sort of thing.
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Who doesn’t like an audience?
Parents know that sometimes, especially in public washrooms, it’s necessary to answer the call of nature with their little ones in close proximity. In this case, you can strap your kid in and give them no choice but to watch.
A bed for everyone.
Pet beds are universally popular. Sure, you need bigger beds if you have dogs, but every animal seems to like them. I’m seriously impressed at how nonplussed the other animals are in this pic.
Almost got it.
The expressions on these girls’ faces indicates that this monkey has just stolen the camera. The expression on the monkey’s face shows that he’s concentrating greatly in an effort to capture the perfect selfie.
It can only get better from here.
I’ve never thought about the kinds of vehicles I’d least like to get into a crash with, but hearses have to be near the top of the list. It’s just gotta be bad karma.
Isn’t that illegal?
We have laws protecting our natural environment, but when some intrepid traveller decides to just straight-up abscond with the sun itself, the legal system is unable to do anything about it.
How helpful.
No one likes having to pay the extra fee at a greedy ATM, but sometimes it’s the only option. That is, unless you live in Scotland, where the locals are happy to point you to a free ATM.
I guess the raid was a success.
This is a cute pic and it presumably only cost the photographer a quarter to get this alien arm out of a vending machine. So long as they don’t actually trust it to do any driving, it’s all good.
Time to move to a plant-based diet.
Look, we all love steak, but it just isn’t healthy to eat that amount of red meat all the time. If you do, your belly’s going to start looking like this cat’s does.
Rough day?
Sometimes, when things get frustrating, all we really need is someone to vent to. If the object of the frustration is an inanimate sign, I guess that sign needs to bear the brunt of any replies.
