You guys ever heard of these things called “wine stoppers”?
Apparently, they’re meant to be used to close an already-opened bottle of wine so it can be refrigerated and enjoyed later on. But here’s my question: who the heck isn’t finishing their bottles of wine?
Personally, I like to make sure I get every last drop out, so I certainly won’t be needing one of those so-called “stoppers” anytime soon, thank you very much. After all, Mamma didn’t raise a quitter.
If you’re like me and you prefer to finish your wine in a single sitting, I think you’re really going to enjoy these boozy quotes.
AKA at 8:32 AM on Monday morning.
I find myself thinking about wine a lot lately, especially since I started working from home.
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But that can probably be attributed to the fact that my “office” is in my kitchen and I have a perfect view of all my unopened bottles.
And it probably costs less, too!
I’m not going to try to tell you how to live your life or anything. But I will say that I’ve never seen a 2-for-1 bottles of “happiness” sale.
Keep ’em coming.
I’m not particularl about sizes, either. Any is fine, just as long as it’s filled right up to the tippy-top.
At my age, I also have no patience for stinginess.
Let’s be self aware here, guys.
You can call me ” Wine-o Bear .”
When it comes time for the “Care Bear Stare,” I guarantee it won’t be a ray of “love and good cheer” that emulates from my belly, either. It’ll almost definitely be a cheap bottle of red.
