There are a lot of warnings in life that we simply ignore, having chalked them up to people being a little too square or nervous.
However, the absurd and unsettling warnings on this list are some examples of warnings which should not be ignored. So, please enjoy these 14+ warnings we wish that we had listened to!
“Service adviser wrote word for word what the customer said.”
He should have heeded this warning as well, as when he popped the hood the mechanic found two skeletons in a very compromising position! And, boy, were they angry.
“My gf left this warning for me on my pillow.”
He did not heed the warning, and now he has a set of sheets with a very unpleasantly stained hole in them. Heed thine partners’ warnings… Heed them!
“Thanks for the warning, Craig.”
I didn’t listen to Craig’s warning and stood there. When he materialized our bodies melded together. Now I’m stuck with Craig, literally.
“I think I’ll be avoiding this Applebee’s for now.”
Although, this might actually be less of a warning about dying and simply an announcement that God now works bar shifts at this Applebee’s?
“Fight back!”
You’ve probably got a better chance of beating one in a fight than outrunning one in fairness. Although, it’s probably just safer to always go hiking with someone who is slower than you.
“You’ve been warned.”
This coworker strikes me as the sort of person who, if someone ate their lunch, would make everyone vomit in the office and carefully count out all of the rice in each person’s spew to find the culprit.
“Important warning at the Los Angeles Zoo.”
My ex also lives in a tree now, but that’s because they were just a little insane. They invited me to their housewarming, but they just burned the tree down.
“Go big or go home!”
Ah yes, the steamroller, one of nature’s most fearsome predators. It’s good that he had the foresight not to warn whoever he’s coming for, so everyone should always be on alert for Sam Neill on a steamroller.
“I am glad they warned me.”
That is some solid advice right there. I wonder what inspired them to make such an ingenious bit of insight?
“Don’t be like Norman, London Zoo.”
Of course, the classic Norman Nine-Fingers rhyme! I’m not going to sing it here as everyone knows how it goes already, such a classic!
Not Sure They Should Really Be Giving That Advice?
I know that it is their job to supply people with drugs, but this feels a little off-message…right?
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“They’ve been warned.”
I’m not sure that there is anything humble about this brag! Also, if this guy is dropping larger turds than an Alsatian, then he should probably go to the doctor before anything else.
“A happy little sign at my work!”
Putting little smiley faces into messages really does make them happier no matter what the subject matter! I’m sure if the Zodiac killer had put some smiley faces in his messages it really would have changed the overall tone.
“Scary go-kart warning.”
Christ alive, this is like something out of Final Destination . You don’t see this kind of thing in Mario Kart !
“My buddy got a little nervous when he saw this on his return flight.”
That’s not really the vote of confidence you want when you’re getting on a plane, is it? I can imagine that this really freaked out some nervous flyers!
What Have They Done To Them?
This sounds like a cocktail. I can also imagine that they still get some weirdos coming in to try and purchase these poisonous pineapples…witches and the like.
“Stay out of the water or you’ll get burned!”
I can just imagine a seagull or something sitting in this fountain having a little bath only to have the crap scared out of it when a fireball flies out of the water.
“My friend turned 21 today, his little sister wrote him a custom card.”
Jeez, what a mood-killer. Someone also pointed out that this person should hold onto this note and give it back to their little sister when they turn 21.
“Fair warning I guess…”
Someone also pointed out that a good way to get walkers off the path is to scare them off with screaming and fireballs.
