Life can be an awfully po faced affair for many people. Although, there are some individuals who relish the chance to spice up the lives of those around them as well as their own lives.
From people who smoked teeth to individuals who didn’t believe in gravity, here are 20 people who took life as seriously as a clown sitting on a whoopee cushion!
“I’m a pipe smoker and my dentist neighbor decided to make me a pipe…”
The person who posted this went on to add, “I figured it was best for me not to ask where (or who) they came from.” Yeah, I’d just plead ignorance.
“The workplace rules are enforced via angry forklift.”
If there was a threat of being impaled by a rampaging forklift if I didn’t follow the rules, then I think that I would be much more likely to follow any and all rules!
A Weapon For The Zombie Apocalypse…
“So instead of renting a pole saw to cut the root that was in the way in their drilled shaft they decided to duct tape a chainsaw to a 4×4. That also means duct taping the throttle wide open along with duct taping the deadman switch,” explained the person who posted this.
“Feet Loaf!”
There is something about meat being made into shapes of other things that makes me feel as though there are a thousand bees under my skin. No idea why, but my God I would love for people to stop doing this.
“Eyes wide shut…”
“Could you imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing his tattooed eyelids next to you. I feel like it would give me a fright regardless how many times I’ve seen it,” wrote one disturbed individual.
“My dog dug up a section of the lawn so I fixed it and then roped it off. Went outside and found her like this.”
This dog must have learned this sort of behaviour from a local rebellious cat. This dog does kind of look quietly pleased that it finally has its own VIP area.
“Who wouldn’t want a mouldy bread bag?”
Why bother getting one of these when you can just go down to the shop, grab yourself a big loaf of white bread, hollow it out, tie some string around it, and then just wait for it to go off.
“I was at my kid’s school for a costume parade. One of the dads misunderstood in the best way possible.”
I love how seriously he is stood there. Also, what a great choice for a costume, this dad is killing it!
This Is Either The Best Or The Worst Halloween Nail Art…
You cannot knock the impressive artistry of this, but I am wondering why they felt the need to make them all have their tops off? The scream killer has one hell of a rig.
“Have A Good Die!”
Finally, I have managed to find the perfect attire for any funeral! No matter how close you were to the person who has died, this is the perfect level of appropriate and humorous…a combo that every funeral should strive for.
“I was way too reckless as a child. I don’t know how I’ve lived this long.”
This is about the same height as the “ramps” that I used to make when I was a kid. I was hardly the most adventurous child in hindsight.
“For if you want that warm fuzzy feeling while bicycling.”
This is one of those things that would seem like a great idea when you were in the summer months. However, when you got around to winter it would be horrifically soggy.
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“This toilet in a new build…”
“Privacy in the bathroom is so last century, we want to look to the future with our design!”
“Dave, we all know what you are doing. You’re just a pervert and you’re not fooling anyone.”
Taking The Idea Of Budget Haircuts To A Whole New Level!
I don’t know who this guy is but he clearly has a very dedicated fanbase, they always have his back.
Christ, even I rolled my eyes at that “joke,” sorry guys.
“I fixed our bathroom picture. My wife was not amused.”
Wow, I did not know that there were actually people out there who buy these sorts of “artworks” to hang on their walls. I just assumed that these sorts of vacuous things ended up being used for firewood.
“I had to follow this guy after he made a collection from the warehouse.”
A lot of people were trying to figure out how much this truck is carrying, with one person positing: “If he has around 100 pallets, that’s around 4500 lbs. I think that might be just a little bit over the payload capacity…”
“My Nana asked me to fix her phone because ‘The outside clock is always showing the wrong time.'”
A lot of people did say that this person should just reapply the sticker and then give their nan the phone back at 10:24 am. Although, that is just needlessly devious.
“If you’re ever in a fist fight…”
Although, one person did point out, “If you’re in a fist fight and the loser needs an ambulance, you’re probably going to jail.” So yeah, maybe just don’t be getting into fights if possible.
“What could possibly go wrong?!”
Why bother with safety harnesses, or any safety equipment for that matter? Everyone knows that safety equipment is for nerds!
(Disclaimer: Safety equipment is not for nerds…well, mostly!)
“Who designed this defective Pikachu?!”
I do not know what is wrong with this Ditto, but it really needs to work on its transforming abilities! Also, Defective Pikachu sounds like a terrible sequel to Detective Pikachu.
