If the internet can’t be used to swap funny and ridiculous pictures around, then what are we even doing with this thing?
So let’s get back to our roots and just peruse some good, old-fashioned funny pics…and maybe throw in a little fun commentary along with them for good measure.
1. When you need to get there fast, but you really love the Amish wagon aesthetic.
This doesn’t really have anything to do with anything, but in school, we had to read a book called Amish Adventure , where a guy hit a horse and buggy with his car. The description was…gross.
2. There is literally no reason to do this.
Lines can go horizontal, Brenda. Now, everybody thinks that they’re going to be attending a Sumsou Mernds concert, but he’s booked to be in Venezuela that week. It’s senseless confusion, I tell ya.
3. When your kid sees the kind of smut you’re watching on TV, and they decide to clean things up a bit.
That’s right, mister. No more Fuller House for you.
But seriously, I don’t even know where you’d start to clean up this mess.
4. I’ve got a big confession here: I don’t really know what Hennessy is.
Like, I know it’s a drink. But half of my Twitter feed seems to love it, and the other half loves making fun of it. So I don’t know what to believe.
5. If this thing is supposed to lift my spirits or make me smarter, it is falling seriously short of the mark.
But it’s like the old expression goes. Talkind tlaugh erom netsil tpassion.
6. When you’re expecting formal extravaganza, but you end up with a bad Halloween costume of Elsa from Frozen.
I mean, you could do worse, but you could also do a whole lot better.
7. “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.” —either Liam Neeson in Taken or this dog. Take your pick.
8. Cones are hard, okay?
I’ve struggled my whole life with cones. Traffic cones, ice cream cones, pinecones. Just anything conical is a problem for me. Stop laughing, it’s a medical condition.
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9. Why would anybody make this a thing in the first place?
This is like those pictures you see where laxatives and sleeping pills are in the same kinds of packages. This kind of thing is just cruel.
10. Ugh, I know, right? I’ve got a sister who always makes everything about her, too.
Actually, I’m the sibling that does that, but she sometimes reads these articles, so I like to keep her on her toes in case she does.
11. Honestly, same.
By the time I finally agree to let it happen, it’s going to check in like eight times to make sure that I really mean it and didn’t just agree to the update by accident.
12. Well, great, now my whole brain hurts.
In my defense, it’s got nothing to do with this post — it’s actually because I tried to put my shirt on but kept jamming my head into the sleeve instead.
13. You’re not yourself when you’re hungry…so eat a shoe?
What is happening here? Are they avoiding a lawsuit? Is this a genuine mistake? Or is this actually made with shoes?
14. Okay, so yes, this is a hilarious coincidence, but what if it really did actually know?
Wouldn’t it change everything if dogs knew how to read? I guess it wouldn’t, really. They’d still be pretty dumb. But boy would they love Go, Dog Go!
15. How hot was it?
I’d love just once for somebody to be wrong about it being hot enough to bake cookies in their car, and for them to get salmonella from downing all those raw eggs.
16. Melons, but make it fashion.
And hey, if you can do this, it turns out that watermelons actually serve a purpose. Because they’re certainly not edible. What I’m saying is I hate watermelon.