It is normally good to show a little tact when it comes to approaching others about issues such as the loss of a loved one, or warning people about something dangerous, or just generally talking to people for that matter!
However, the people on this list don’t play by such rules. So, please enjoy these 16+ times people were a little too blunt!
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“These guys sit at this table every morning. The restaurant owners made this sign to claim the table for them.”
This gives me a lot of hope for the future, when I can happily accept my place as an old fart, as opposed to now where I just have to hide it.
“Straight to the point, don’t become soup!”
I mean, what else could you really want from a warning sign like this? One thing is for sure, it’ll keep people away from the damn edge!
“I’ve been bringing home tres leches cake recently. This was my wife’s subtle attempt to motivate me to stop.”
Well, this is someone who really knows how to get a message across loud and clear! You have to respect that!
“My campus is very blunt…”
People on university campuses love few things more than leaving passive aggressive notes to one another in windows. It’s just a fact of life.
“Does it get much scarier than this?”
No, quite frankly, it doesn’t. Llamas can be incredibly nefarious creatures…probably!
“Wife forgot to replace the TP roll for the 2nd time in a row. This is my attempt at a subtle reminder.”
The fact that they aren’t all perfectly lined up is driving me absolutely insane. If she doesn’t take notice of this then I don’t know what will work!
“I’m leaving my GF a subtle hint.”
Nope, I couldn’t be doing this. No matter how much the hair was annoying me, there is no way I could stoop to picking it out of a drain and writing with it on the wall.
“I work with some evil engineers.”
Great, now I’m crying. Nice one guys, way to bring back the most traumatic memory of my childhood.
“Subtle yearbook quote…”
I really don’t know what they’re talking about! There’s definitely nothing to read into this whatsoever, just a lovely message!
“They’re very blunt about this…”
These lyrics really change the overall tone of Shirley Bassey’s “Diamonds Are Forever” tune.
“Helpful sign!”
Nothing gets customers into your shop quite like making them feel and look like an absolute asshat on their way in! I love it.
“If a polar bear attacks, you must fight back…”
Says who?! I want to meet the person who came up with this game plan, and figure out exactly what their plan of action is in such an instance.
“I feel attacked…”
This person went on to say, “The back says: I have Ebola — my hamster died — I just realized I’m actually a hologram.” Christ knows I’ve actually used two of those excuses before.
Yeesh… Harsh!
The town planner who set it up so that this was the case has clearly got some personal stuff going on!
“Wow, Wendy’s, you guys are brutal.”
“We’re just wondering where Dave is, he hasn’t showed up to work.”
“I’m so sorry, Dave passed away.”
“Our condolences. So…are you gonna come in and cover his shift or…?”
“Who would’ve thought church would be savage?”
Yeah, but those lifeguards are getting paid to do the easiest job in the world as well! So who is the real winner?
This English Teacher’s Savage Snowman…
You can’t argue with the logic behind it though! Why is this kid wasting so much paper? There are already margins?! Just start at the damn margin!
Wow…I didn’t realise people not using margins correctly was such a trigger for me.
“Subtle…”
I just don’t understand why anyone would make this in the first place, let alone why anyone else would buy it?
“I’ve never seen a hotel pool sign so blunt before.”
Better to be blunt with a message like this than risk the alternative…which absolutely nobody wants!
“The cheese is mocking my heritage again.”
Wait, so is this cheese that is made from the milk of Americans? Actually, don’t answer that!
