Sometimes a small change in life can have quite drastic consequences, the sort of consequences that will leave you looking at something and thinking, “Wait… What the hell?”
So, please enjoy this series of bizarre and hilariously weird occurrences, as I present you with these 17+ people who took a real left turn!
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“Paw Patrol really took a turn these recent years…”
Well, this really brings new meaning to the phrase “sniffer dogs,” doesn’t it? I think I’d rather they kept it the same actually.
“I tried to make my niece an Ariel cake for her third birthday and it came out looking like a zombie. I see no future for myself in cake decorating.”
“I made you a cake for your birthday, and I know that The Little Mermaid is your favorite film, so here it is! Wait… Stop crying for a second and let me explain!”
“My brother turned his head during a panoramic shot.”
Okay, so I guess that it is technically a right turn, but I couldn’t not include it on the list. Just look at his goofy face for God’s sake!
“I used to think little elves worked inside vending machines…turns out I was close…”
No one gets anything out without his permission! Also, and I know this isn’t what I should be focusing on, but what kind of vending machine sells Halls? That seems strange to me for some reason.
“My dog’s facial expressions when I didn’t turn towards the dog park.”
I genuinely don’t think I’ve seen a dog more accurately capture the feeling of “Oh, bugger” moreso than the picture on the bottom right.
“The 12 stages of fear ranging from blissful ignorance to abject terror as illustrated by my son’s first ride on a rollercoaster.”
Wow, what a real rollercoaster of emotions! Also, it looks like this ride is at Legoland, such a magical place.
“People at my work consistently ignored the previous no smoking sign, so they upgraded.”
Judging from the state of that sign, it was either raining or someone has just experienced the aforementioned bucket of water!
The Tables Have Turned!
Actually, the more I look at this one, the more I wonder what the hell is wrong with that dog for it to be so angry!
“In an unusual turn of events, Amazon has decided to mail me 72 Chinese Finger Traps instead of my multivitamin.”
Are you sure that they aren’t just well-disguised multivitamins? Maybe if you ate one you might actually feel better! I mean, I doubt it, but you never know!
“Found unexpectedly today…”
“Oh, God, look at that horrific thing over there!”
“Oh, what, just because I’ve got a hydrant for a body you think it’s okay to laugh at me?”
“I’m so sorry, I didn’t…”
“Didn’t what? Think I could hear you? Well I can, now go away.”
“Found a unexpected guest in my Green-Bin today.”
They went on to say that they just tipped the bin over and the little fella scurried out safe and sound, however, it must have given him a shock!
“Not something i expected to see in my statistics textbook.”
I get that they’re trying to do something nice, but just give us the information. Then it’ll be over faster and we can get on with actual fun stuff!
“I went to Amsterdam a while ago and I found boobs in the Red Light district in an unexpected place…”
Je. Sus. Christ. Alive. Would you just take a look at the state of those sandals? Congratulations, whoever you are, you have found the single worst piece of footwear on the planet.
“Not sure what this guy expects to happen at Disney today.”
“But, Honey, it’s the happiest place on earth!”
“There’s no such thing! But… I guess I could wear one of these hats if pushed…”
“How could a store sell this and not expect it to happen?”
“What did I tell you, Sean? Don’t get the fart spray as it will only cause trouble.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Now look at us, working with pegs on our noses.”
“I said I’m sorry!”
“Somebody checked a rolling pin.”
Look, one thing that you don’t want to get caught without when you’re on holiday is your rolling pin! It has so many uses! Well…it has one, but still.
“I guess i should expect delays.”
Hmmm, yes, that’s a fair bit of an inconvenience, isn’t it? Although, it sounds like they work faster than most of the workmen in our city.
“Turned 40 today. My kids greeted me with this tragedy on my front porch…”
Yep, it’s downhill from here, man… Guess the only thing to do is have a party and get drunk. That is my advice for most situations though.
“Found this list of my son’s life pro tips.”
These are all pretty solid pieces of advice. Proof that kids are the most intellectually advanced in any generation.
“This fast food restaurant said they’d add an egg to anything for 50 cents. I jokingly asked them to add one to a soda.”
Considering the insanity that fast-food workers put up with on the daily, this is probably far from the silliest thing they’ve been asked to do.
“Chia pet: Expectation Vs. Reality.”
I’ve always been a black thumb, which is why I never trusted myself enough to get a Chia Pet. Now I’m glad I never did.
“My wife’s Hawaiian panorama shot of her dad didn’t turn out as expected.”
You’re right, it turned out even better. This is the greatest vacation photo I’ve ever seen. I’d be using that left side as a profile picture for the rest of my life.
“Found my 4th grade photo today, seems my life’s come full circle.”
He took a real left turn…then another….then another, and another, just to wind up back where he started.
“Friend of mine went to a bat exhibit today, she saw more bats than she expected.”
He’s just studying up on the part. He chose bats as his whole motif without knowing a ton about them, so he wants to represent them well.
“We found the leak.”
At least there’s an obvious answer? And glancing at those treads, you were due for a new set anyway.
“Saw my mailbox was damaged, found this note on it.”
Hopefully you’ll be teaming up to find that squirrel who’s the real one at fault here, to get him to replace the mailbox.
“My brother and I decided to do the Rubber Bands vs. Watermelon trick with a 8kg (17.6lbs) watermelon. We did not expect it to explode this much!”
Thank god it went up and not sideways. I’m not sure swimming goggles would have saved you.
“Vacation with the family, did not expect this.”
Yeah, I don’t think anyone would. Why is this a design they cleared? Who on earth wants this? Apparently there are blinds but why have a window there at all?
“One of my friends gave her husband a cake to let him know she’s pregnant.”
Delivering good news but doing it on a cookie cake (which isn’t a real cake, by the way)? That’s a choice.
“Saw this guy stocking up on the essentials.”
Yeah, good! I’m inclined to agree: These are essentials. You’re covering a few food groups there, you have cheese, you have…grain…probably?
“Something has been stealing cat food. Finally caught the culprit in the act.”
Slow and steady not only wins the race, but it wins the dish of cat food, too.
“Found this bumper sticker today.”
Finally, a political candidate we can all enthusiastically rally behind.
“The snowman came out a little differently then expected.”
I like how you can see the disappointment and confusion on her face. I can hear it screaming, “Kill…me…”
“So today when the wife texts me, ‘The cat has a mouse cornered in our room’. This was not the corner I expected.”
Maybe not the corner you expected, but it’s almost more impressive than what it would have been otherwise. That’s why the cat is chilling now… He’s not leaving any time soon.
“Not sure what to expect…”
I mean, you’d have to turn down there, wouldn’t you? Either way, it’s going to be an activity-filled day!
