They say that necessity is the mother of invention. However, I prefer the proverb that necessity is the mother of other people’s inventions, as I never seem to be able to find a creative solution when presented with a crisis, so prefer to delegate to other people’s expertise.
There are people out there, however, who even in their unprepared state try their darned hardest to find new strategies to get through life and make it as interesting as possible along the way! Whether these are people who accidentally order 125 kazoos, or people who build their own backyard bidets, here are 11+ people who are trying a new strategy for your viewing pleasure.
“Behold, 125 kazoos with our wedding date on them that arrived at our door the day we emailed everyone to tell them the wedding was postponed.”
What an adorable memento for a wedding! I wish I had been to a wedding that had this. Although, what are they now going to do with 125 useless kazoos?
“Anyone know how long this will take to grow?”
If you let it grow for long enough, you might even be able to let it grow to be triple ply!
Clever Advertising
Now that is the kind of apathetic, daft, and funny advertising campaign that I can get on board with!
“Cats gravitate to like minds.”
Cats are amazing at reading people! I like how this cat looks like they are about to tell everyone how things just aren’t the same nowadays.
“Solid Strategy”
I wonder how that strategy is working out for him? Or, was it just his plan for his to become the meme when this photo was released?
“My dog isn’t used to me being home during the day and is just staring at me from different places around the house.”
Cats and dogs everywhere are baffled by the amount of owners staying in at the moment. I can imagine dogs are generally more pleased than cats.
“The Casino in my area recently closed for COVID-19. This is their sign.”
You know it’s bad when the business that makes its money by crippling people’s lives in the most outwardly cutthroat manner is closing its doors!
“I wasn’t worried about Corona virus until I saw Rambo wearing gloves.”
“You’re not quarantining him… He’s quarantining you!”
“Can’t be too safe…”
That can’t be very comforting to be sitting next to on a ride home from holiday! Welcome home!
“Fool-proof strategy for never being pulled over by the cops. Clearly, this man is a genius.”
These drug dealers just get more and more wily as the days go by. Clearly nothing suspicious going on her boys, let em through!
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Oh Eric, you’ll get what is coming to you one day! I do wonder what actually happened to Eric L during his stay though…
Meat Grinder
So that is how bike chains are made! Wow, the internet really is so useful for learning new things every day!
“No TP? Build a backyard bidet!”
That seems like it would be anything but a relaxing experience. I think it would be better named the “evil enema” as opposed to the “backyard bidet.”
Best Signature Ever
Sure, this seems like a great idea now, but just wait until this person has to sign a series of legal documents by repeatedly drawing a little Homer Simpson, that is gong to get real old.
Excuse Me, What Are You Doing?
I like how cats are now taking precautions to stay safe at these times as well as the human population.
“Eye-catching marketing strategy.”
They knew exactly what they were doing, and I refuse to hear anything to the contrary!
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
I mean, you can’t go wrong with the tuning it off and on again tactic. After that just open task manager and see what’s not responding.
No Paper On Board
That’s exactly the sort of thing that a van filled with toilet roll would say! Loot it, loot it now!
“Found out my toaster can work as a timer, even when not plugged in. Now I have to wait another 20 minutes to find out how good these fish sticks are.”
I think the old school strategy of making sure that your appliances are plugged in before use may have worked a little better here.
“Thus took me awhule…”
Jeez, this is a classic dad joke. I don’t know what the aim of hanging this sign is, but I can only imagine it is to make people sigh heavily as they walk passed.
