There are plenty of times that we can come across something which makes us start to doubt the very reality which surrounds us…or something which just makes us want to smash everything around us into tiny pieces.
So, with this idea firmly in your mind, please enjoy these 20 things that are going to give us trust issues.
“The tailgate of this truck is painted to look like there’s a bulldog in the bed of the truck.”
I will happily admit that I 100% thought that there was a dog stood in the back of that van!
“Why? Why did you put that one word in quotes?”
Is it really just a man waving his arms around and making helicopter sounds?
“Look at this jerk of a landlord.”
How long have they been trying to change the temperature in that house for before they noticed this?
“A lovely paint job.”
“They told me to paint the walls and by God I will paint the walls!”
“But, Dave, if you…”
“I said…I will paint the walls.”
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“The neighbourhood kid loves my cat and insists that my cat loves her back. This picture accurately shows how much kitty loves her.”
That is one hell of a fed-up cat! And I thought that my cat could frown!
“How some neighbors are dealing with roofing contractors.”
There is no such thing as bad publicity…except for this, this is truly terrible publicity.
“I would HATE having this door.”
If you want something to put you off drinking then it is having this as your front door.
“Odd timing?”
Maybe it only takes these people one minute to open up and one minute for them to close.
“Oh I see, like that…”
And who says that some machines have impossibly high standards? Nonsense!
“Thanks, fridge.”
Of all of the things that I don’t expect to let me down, my fridge is one of them. Well except when it’s empty, but that’s on me I guess.
“I accidentally snooze my alarm or repeat my timer because Apple can’t decide where to put the ‘stop’ button.”
This is perhaps the definition of a first world problem, but I can sympathise with it massively.
“Was at a friend’s house and this abomination caught my eye.”
I don’t know how you even get one tangled up like this…let alone know how you could leave it without fixing it!
“Got bitch slapped by a fortune cookie…”
I thought that fortune cookies were supposed to be a tad more enthusiastic and positive than this!
“My wife said he wouldn’t get that big, but he got big.”
Well, at least he doesn’t look quite as angry as that last cat. If a dog this size is looking angry, you have a real problem.
“Humans really do suck.”
“It’s a green bottle so it’ll be good for the environment when it decays.”
“That’s really not how nature works, Dave.”
“This lowercase ‘i’ on the entrance to my school’s culinary room.”
I think that I would just have to get a white Sharpie and finish that off, even though I’d always know.
“The way my neighbor parks…”
That is not even close to being “parked,” it looks more like he has just abandoned the damn thing.
“This is why I have trust issues.”
I think that the important thing is establishing which one is wrong before you go any further!
“Coworkers who do this to my dry erase markers:”
Jesus and the Mary Chain, how hard are they pressing down with those “fine” markers?!
“I heard my 5-yr-old say, ‘I just sawed dead people,’ in a VERY concerned voice. Turned around to see this.”
“It’s okay Timmy, those are just mannequins.”
“That is what you think, Father.”
“Timmy?”
