Want a little lift for your morning? Having a hard day and needing a soft place to land? If that’s the case, you might want to click away right now and go look at pictures of corgis in little frog costumes or something, because this collection of pics is sure to make you incredibly uncomfortable. Warning: Don’t read on if you are bothered by murder puppets, food abominations, bad photoshop, body hair on inanimate objects, or scientific experiments on cereal. Because this article? Yeah, it contains all those things. We’ll start with something fairly light…
1. A weird cult of mannequins live on the roof of a shop.
They’re watching you. Silently judging your knockoff Coach bag with their cold, poorly painted-on eyes. Their twisted smiles grin down at you. Once someone puts a hat on their heads, they will come alive and their reign of terror begins.
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2. Sesame Street? More like Fear Street.
This Ernie looks like an alternate dimension horror show from Jim Henson’s Nightmare on Sesame Street , who leaves rubber duckies as his sinister calling card in the wake of his carnage. “Do you want to play a game, Bert?” he whispers.
Too late. Ernie has you now.
3. It’s salad cake.
For when you want cake, but also want to self-flagellate for things you’ve done in the past. This is self-loathing in food form. This cake is what you feed your boyfriend after you find out he watched the finale of Everything Sucks! without you.
4. I’m so sorry for what you are about to see here.
But if I can’t unsee it, neither can any of you. It takes a lot of talent to make a shoe look obscene, but this one really does. I feel itchy and uncomfortable looking at this.
5. You know that phenomenon where you can look at a thing and instinctively taste that thing?
I have that with this image, and it’s breaking my brain. Without actually putting this monstrosity in my mouth, I somehow just know how it tastes, and it’s upsetting.
6. The next time someone tells you pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza, show them this.
They’ll never complain about a delicious slice of Hawaiian again, because this banana abomination provides some valuable perspective. And are those…peanuts? Whoever did this needs to be stopped.
7. This is a literal evil scientist.
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I’m betting 10 bucks that this guy grows up to be a powerful super villain. As a failed evil genius myself (my attempts to “liberate” a tank from the armory just got me banned from public places), I’m actually kind of impressed at how depraved this is.
8. Speaking of evil, I’ve seen this movie, and it doesn’t end well.
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“I am a sweet baby. Let’s have fun together!” Guess what, evil baby? Stealing my organs and selling them on the black market isn’t my idea of fun, but I can tell from that scowl that it’s definitely yours.
9. The ’70s had the vegetable/mayo/fish gelatin monstrosities. Here’s the millennial version.
Whoever did this probably deserves to be on a federal watch list somewhere. This is traumatizing to pretty much anyone who likes either seafood or The Little Mermaid and I am not here for it one bit.
10. This is a Russian parody of American food, right?
Google tells me this is real, but it seems way too ridiculous to actually exist. The translation is turning my stomach, too. “Onions and cream” sounds like a lot of things, but tasty is not one of them.
11. I feel so uncomfortable right now.
I mean, I’m not a big fan of objectification on the best of days, but this kangaroo is making me very squidgy. I have to admit, though, it definitely looks like he works out, because those tiny marsupial arms are buff like a boxer’s.
12. This is not okay.
Is it the bolts that make this extra creepy, or is it the fact that the head has been enlarged, showing every hair and pore? Whatever it is, it needs go to back under the design rock from whence it came.
13. Breakfast of champions.
Looking at all these dry, cheap, sugary dollar store donuts and imagining eating them for breakfast is not leaving a very sweet taste in my mouth right now. The lighting in this photo is making these donuts look more unappetizing than that chocolate cake nightmare in Matilda .
14. This is, by far, the worst thing any of the Kardashians have ever done.
The Kardashians have made a lot of very public missteps, but this is by far the worst one ever. Like, this makes the Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge look reasonable.
15. You know those Charmed Aroma candles?
The ones that you burn and then you get a fancy ring? Well, this is like that, but for nightmares. This is not the type of prize you want to find in your Bergamot And Cilantro scented pillar.
16. Ever wondered how long that candy has been sitting there?
No matter how long you think it has, these M&M’s have been around longer.
Now, all a quarter will get you is some chalky candy dust.
17. I never want to see ranch dressing in anything but a salad dressing bottle.
Syrup dispensers are for syrup .
Now all I can think about are pancakes smothered in ranch, and it’s making me queasy.
18. Whatever it is, get it away from me.
Turns out it’s a decade-old banana.
It can’t be eaten as is, and it can’t be made into banana bread, either.
It’s useless, and I want it gone.
19. Speaking of bananas, this isn’t one.
Kim K’s children would love this, wouldn’t they?
I almost feel bad for hot dogs. Everyone thinks they’re gross and smell bad, ya know?
And they’re right, obviously.
20. The red ones are the worst, anyway.
If I opened a Starburst package like this, I’d automatically think the rest of them were tainted, too.
You guys can have all my yellow and pink ones. I’m outtie.
21. This is not a dreamcatcher.
Quite the opposite, actually.
It’s a ball of your roommate’s hair, specifically woven to give you nightmares.
I don’t know about you, but I think it’s working.
22. Dude needs a plate real bad.
Clean-freaks everywhere are cringing the cringiest cringes right now.
Honestly, I’ve seen toddlers eat in a neater manner.
Somebody get a “Caution — Spill” sign ASAP.
23. No shirt, no shoes, no college education.
They should have this notice posted on all school entryways.
Contrary to popular belief, shoes were actually designed so I don’t have to look at your feet.
24. The person responsible for this needs to go home.
Is this a composite of two different people? Is this a bad color correct job? Who thought this was a good idea? How did this pass the QC? Does this person still have a job? I have so many questions about this.
