Alright, Margaritaville residents. It’s your time to shine.
Whether you’re a margarita aficionado or just a fan of good ‘ol tequila, these quotes, tweets, and memes will definitely speak to your soul.
And if they don’t, no worries. Go grab yourself a margarita and read it all again.
This meme is just a recipe, tbh.
Okay, it’s half a recipe. Throw some salt on the rim and get a lime in there, at least. I mean, really. We’re not animals up in here.
Dammit, Janet.
Come on, Janet. The phrase “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere,” is not a way of life. It’s for cocktails on Fridays while you skip work, duh.
Anyway, I kind of stan Janet.
I respect this.
So, it turns out this sign is actually famous. It’s had a number of iconic jokes on it, but the margarita one is the absolute best. I will not be taking rebuttals at this time.
I mean, same.
Whoever took this order or sent these special notes is my hero. Just put it in a giant bowl and put a straw in there, you know?
Maybe so!
I just want to say that I found this meme on an Etsy that sells wine slushie mixes, and I feel it is my duty to share that shop with you.
It’s CocktailPartyLLC . Get into it.
I also believe this.
I’m annoying though, so I’m gonna go for a strawberry margarita. I’m also bringing a towel, sunscreen, snacks, and an umbrella. Yes, I’m that kind fo annoying.
This is a good flowchart.
I think we all know how true this is. Especially if you’re on vacation. Double especially if you’re on vacation near a beach, or even anywhere warm.
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Is there anything worse than cheap tequila?
Yes, actually. It’s a margarita made with tequila so cheap that you can taste the awfulness of it through all the sugar and flavoring (if you get a fruity marg, that is). That’s how you know it’s bad.
Marriage goals.
If this isn’t your goal in your marriage, I don’t know what to tell you. This couple has happiness figured tf out. I hope my wife and I are also exactly like this.
Relatable.
I frequently bust out the “I’m fine” meme because it is probably the most useful meme in the world. Especially if you’re super excited about something.
Sorry, fellas.
I think we all know that this is true, but we shouldn’t say it. Well, we shouldn’t say it out loud, at least. With apologies to the men who were offended by this tweet. My bad.
