We can all have our own unique ways of asking those around us for a helping hand, but some individuals’ methods are somewhat more elaborate and tragic.
So, from people who just had to lie down in the most dangerous of places to individuals who hid alcohol in bizarre places, here are 20 people who are silently crying for help.
“A gift a teacher at my school received yesterday.”
One person did reply by adding, “A kid in my School got suspended for giving a bottle of alcohol to a teacher as a gift,” which is just the worst.
“Went to museum and they had a working piano they had this sign.”
There is nothing quite like hearing someone who can’t play the piano try to play the piano to make you want to rip your ears off…well, that and Panic! At The Disco.
“This Shrek toothpaste dispenser.”
“Now my toothpaste comes out of Shrek’s behind!”
“I’ve written down a number here, I really think you should call it.”
“I’ll never understand why some people do this with their hair.”
One part of me is completely on board with this idea, but I don’t think that I could ever actually go through with it.
“Break time!”
This is one of the most dangerous naps that I have ever seen anyone take. Although, naps aren’t normally dangerous I suppose.
“They must have been special…”
Maybe they are just a really big Blink-182 fan? Either way though, it’s not a good sign!
“Passed this soon-to-be ex-logger the other day. The chipper was running, and this is him getting OUT of the machine.”
The fact that it wasn’t completely switched off is absolutely baffling. Someone pointed out that he may just have been trying to cut his nails.
“This is an ‘Attractions’ signboard on the highway that runs through my home town. It is, sadly, accurate.”
Wow, to not even be able to think of one single attraction is actually kind of impressive, it’s almost a sort of attraction in itself i guess.
“I feel very sad for him…”
Christ, this kid needs to stop hoofing footies up there, you’d think he would have learned after the first ten!
“Raccoon climbed in my garage window and ate all my raccoon repellant.”
It looks like this racoon may be somewhat suicidal! Also, suicidal racoons sounds like the best video-game you’ve never played.
“I felt more sad for them than angry.”
At least they are honest about their current situation! I can imagine that even less staff will show up tomorrow as well!
“The key to my new office.”
Well one thing is for sure, no one is going to be stealing your keys and breaking into the office any time soon.
“Cicada Fingernail…”
Wow, you wouldn’t think that anyone was skilled enough to do such amazing work on a cicada’s tiny fingernails.
“Found this sign attached to a fence in Key West.”
This sign has become the very thing that it was sworn to destroy. Nothing like seeing a hero become the villain!
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“Cheese crocs!”
I can imagine that this is the exclusive footwear for people who are in Hell.
“Brewed my morning coffee with my mug upside down.”
This picture pretty accurately sums up Monday mornings in the most concise manner possible.
“There’s a Weiner Bandit in my daughter’s neighborhood. I kind of hope the person doesn’t get caught.”
I do not know what has to happen in your life for you to end up spending your spare time doing this, but I am very worried for this individual.
“Saw this third wheel. Genuinely feel sorry for her.”
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Sometimes you just need to take time away from the couple you’ve been hanging out with to lie in the middle of a road and question your life choices, it’s the natural thing to do…I guess?
“I’m getting mixed signals.”
As a few other people also pointed out, this sounds more like a threat than a fortune, really.
“Saw this guy driving on the interstate the other day…”
Maybe this person just wants someone to talk to them and this is the only way that they can think to get people to talk to them.