No one likes to admit they’re aging. It’s one of those unavoidable parts of life that we like to ignore, deny, and reject until we reach a point where we just can’t do any of that anymore.
After all, it’s hard to say you’re still young and fun when your head is 90% grey hairs now and you can’t get off the couch without making a symphony of noises.
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If you’re also having a tough time denying Father Time’s effects, I think you’re really going to relate to these quotes.
That’s just ridiculous.
If I can’t guarantee I’ll still be awake by at least the middle of this movie then I’m sorry, but we will not be watching it tonight.
All I can really handle anymore is a few episodes on Netflix and then it’s lights out.
And you’ll drive out of the way to get there.
It’s not like it has better, or even cheaper stuff. You just like the environment . It feels better than the rest of the stores, and you’re happier while you’re shopping there. Do you know what I’m talking about?
If you don’t, then you might still be too young.
Ah, back again I see.
Sometimes it’s on my chin, sometimes it’s on my neck. One thing is always the same, though: it’s always long, and yet somehow also spiky at the same time.
Doesn’t really make sense, but here we are. Someone grab me the tweezers, please.
