Creepiness is one of those gut feelings that’s hard to accurately describe. But one thing’s for sure: when something is, in fact, creepy, you just know it.
Let’s revel in the random creepiness of the world. I don’t think these pics can hurt you.
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No human teeth please.
Adding teeth to something that doesn’t have teeth makes it a million times creepier. Case in point: this awful snowman.
Cursed Wendy’s.
Quality may be their recipe but I don’t want to go within ten miles of any burger joint with a sign like this.
Donnie Darko vibes.
This is just a cat with bunny ears. Kind of cute when you think of it, kind of horrifying when you actually see it.
Delicious.
I’ve always enjoyed scallops but that was before I saw this pic of an actual scallop. Are those, like, teeth or what?
Smiley smile.
On a sunny day, the smiley face lichen on this tree might seem friendly. But in this pic, it just looks foreboding.
Mine.
This dude is having a nap while his blind kitty watches over him. Something about this seems a little off, though.
What a nice smile you have.
You can chop up a tomato all you want, but it’s not going to stop it from creepily smiling back at you.
Slenderman?
This guy’s girlfriend snapped a pic of him on the beach at night. I don’t know why it came out as spooky as it did.
They’re all so happy.
The mannequins at this Japanese store are maybe the most horrifying mannequins I’ve ever seen. Considering how most mannequins are at least a bit horrifying, that’s really saying something.
Home sweet home.
These wasps have bored into the hole in this statue’s forehead and turned it into a home. Good for them. Creepy for us, but good for them.
Hello there.
This apple has just started to rot, which means it’s just started to look freaky when it gets cut open.
Put your feathers back on.
Owls tend to look pretty fluffy and chonky with their feathers. But take those feathers off and it’s pure nightmare fuel.
These things were always weird.
It feels almost like cheating to put a Furby on this list because all Furbies are creepy, but I think this one’s in a league of its own.
See it?
This elegant lace doily would be nothing more than an elegant lace doily if it didn’t have those awful clown faces hidden in its design.
Wood spikes.
This rotted-out wood has become hollow, which is pretty standard for rotting wood. But there’s something about those spikes that weirds me out.
It’s coming for you.
You know it’s going to be a rough winter when the icicles outside start angling in and setting their sights on you.
How to make Halloween even spookier.
This pumpkin almost looks like it was carved in a way that would accentuate its creepiness once it started rotting.
I want to believe.
Who knew that steam irons had a way of making your reflection look like you’re from another planet?
It can’t hurt you.
This spider shape was on the other side of the receipt and became more pronounced when the receipt got wet. At least it’s not real.
Mind if I hang out here?
This is the kitchen at a first aid training facility, which might explain why a bunch of faces have been hung out to dry.
