Quite often, the most compelling things in life can also be the most strange and unexpected.
So, from impossible goats (which, yes, is a great band name) to violent statues attacking innocent bystanders, here are 17+ people who confuse us, compel us, and make us howl with laughter!
“Dad: ‘I don’t want a dog!’ Also Dad:”
I used to say that I never wanted a cat, and now that I live with one I know that I would go to any lengths to make its life as purr-fect as possible.
I should probably start by making less terrible puns.
“My wife gave me this Bob Ross book. This photo was inside…”
As far as pregnancy announcements go, this one is one of the best that I have ever seen. She really pulled a sneaky on ya!
“As a European living in Canada, it still baffles me why these new pickups have to be so huge!”
Or, is it that garages are too small?! Well, no, the trucks are too big, but that’s besides the point!
Someone’s Not A Fan Of Christmas…
If this isn’t the future album cover of the greatest Christmas album ever dropped, then there is no hope for humanity.
Mixing Up The Pets…
This person explained, “Asked bf to put away our dog after letting the dog out to pee. He insisted he could handle it even though he had just received [incredibly strong painkillers] at the hospital for a kidney stone. Bf was completely baffled as to why I was looking at him strangely.”
“Let’s give that last window a little pizzazz!”
I’ve heard of Best Western hotels, but never a Best West-turned hotel!
(Please hold your rotten tomatoes and boos until the end of the show.)
The Newest VW Bug!
I didn’t need any more reasons to stay away from the new VW Beetles, and yet here we are.
“Just some goats ignoring gravity…”
The fact that goats can do this sort of thing never ceases to baffle me. How the hell do they get down? It’s not like they can really turn back on themselves and go back the way they came in this situation?!
“Saw this amazing ‘Ad’ walking in my neighborhood today.”
“Hey, I saw your sign about the dog poop.”
“Oh, are you here to apologize?!”
“No…I’m just wondering where the free money is?”
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“You…you can’t be serious.”
“Second day of school and I’ve already missed an assignment by 100 years, ugh.”
They have not only missed it by 100 years, but by 120 years! And I thought that I was disorganized when I was in school!
“My brother’s in the wine business. At tastings if he encounters insufferable wine snobs, this is his go-to move to confuse them.”
Ah yes, this one sounds like someone vomiting into a toilet and mumbling, “I’m sho shorry… I love youuu!”
It’s Confusion Time, Come On, Grab Your Friends!
I think that this book was a part of the Fisher Price Bafflement For Toddlers range.
“That’s a weird looking bird!”
Yeah, they should really consider changing whatever bird food they are putting out in that feeder.
“I want that fish! Son improvises without fishing gear, yanks carp outta lake, shocks both fish and sister.”
Well, as the saying goes, “Carp-e Diem.”
*Applause in latin…
“My 13-year-old nephew turns into a 70-year-old when he eats it while skateboarding!”
Look, nobody looks graceful when they fall off a skateboard, but this guy is something else!
Don’t Touch The Art!
Nothing like getting hit by a classical work of art to ruin your day. Seriously though, she did a marble-ous job of capturing the moment…yeah, I just said that. No regrets!
“Cat with a small face…”
Someone in the comments did point out that shrinking your cat’s face is a very dangerous procedure and shouldn’t be attempted without the help of a professional.
“Found at work…”
If you’ve got a relative with small children who you want to annoy the living daylights out of, then this is the toy for you!
Yes…It Looks Just like Him!
That cat is either furious that they think that this cake looks anything like him or worried that these humans are going to eat him next, I can’t tell.
