We all have mornings where we feel a little bit scatterbrained…until we eventually encounter something that jolts us back to reality. Some people use coffee, while others go for a jog or something icky like that. I prefer that panicky feeling I get when I almost miss my bust stop. Really makes me feel alive.
But for some people, it seems like a whole marching band wouldn’t wake up their brains. So I hope they find whatever does the trick. Otherwise, they might end up like these folks.
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1. As someone who threw all the books off my dad’s shelf once, I get the bored toddler vibe, but this can’t continue.
It’s hard enough to get the youn’uns to eat their dinner when you know what it is. But when it’s a complete mystery, then good luck.
2. That’s…not the most appetizing or sanitary idea anyone’s ever had.
I’m not sure who needs the lecture here, the one rubbing her feet on the donut dresser, or the one who put them in the dresser in the first place.
Do they make hairnets for feet?
3. We might come across all sorts of weird stuff at a red light, but this person apparently drives like this too.
And it’s fine. It’s not like you use your feet for anything in a car. And it’s certainly not true that something dangerous could happen in one.
4. I somehow managed to lose my appetite out of sympathy over this, but I’m morbidly curious about how he interprets other things.
Like, do they make a hamburger by putting a slice of ham between two beef patties? If so, he obviously should’ve ordered that instead.
5. Yikes, I’m not sure who set up DJ Fuzeblow here’s booth, but I hope they also brought a fire extinguisher with them…or seven.
Part of me wants to say, “Well, this better sound amazing,” but in my heart, I can’t look at this mess without feeling disappointed.
6. Well, Ramsay already solved this person’s problem and insulted them, so I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do here.
Oh, oh! I can blindly speculate about whether this person just sent this in to troll him. That’s fun, right?
7. I can’t read that, but somebody told me it more or less says “no trespassing,” and I want to believe that so badly.
Honestly, if somebody actually manages to trespass through that door, I think it’s only fair to let them off the hook.
That’s hard mode.
8. Uh-oh, I get the feeling that somebody’s gonna need a fantastic explanation for why they were riding this in the kitchen.
Otherwise, they better be able to find a buyer for that thing before it catches on fire or whatever wacky way these things break down.
9. At least the confused homie was half right. That is definitely water.
I have a feeling this person’s trying to achieve the opposite of what Coke does by asking for coconut water, though.
After all, Coke is part of as many diet plans as complete breakfasts are.
10. We won’t know whether this driver still needs to get it together until we find out if they’re moving.
You might not think there’s a driver oblivious enough not to notice these exciting sights and sounds behind them, but the world will prove you wrong.
11. Fellas, please! The sign clearly says no target shooting!
OK, “clearly” is stretching it, but it once did!
Now, whoever made this will come back and wonder if their life has any purpose. Do y’all want that?
Because that’s how you’ll get stuck in the same existential crisis as the person who made this sign.
12. Um…I’d love to know how the designer of these things thinks that anyone will ever be able to use them.
If they answered, “Awkwardly trying to brush up against each other and silently swallowing discomfort,” then they’re both intolerably sadistic and correct.
Please don’t put someone with a full bladder through this.
13. I guess they had to make a clean break from that cheating garage, but I’m not sure why they think selling their wife is a good idea.
And yeah, liking her would be a plus. But if they’re so insistent about that, why sell her?
14. I’m no stranger to putting my shirts on backwards, but wouldn’t the front feel a little too tight and the back feel too breezy?
I don’t know, maybe she’s willing to go through that to ensure we never know whether she’s coming or going.
Keeps us guessing.
15. See? Even the label on that spread is subtly telling this person their idea is bad.
Bananas and toast love Nutella, but nowhere does it say anything about Cheez-Its. No matter how much I warn them, I think they’re doomed to learn why the hard way.
16. I thought people couldn’t be more unprepared than those guys who tried to jam giant boards in their car, but at least they didn’t endanger their friends in the process.
So you’re telling me that on their way to picking this thing up, these guys couldn’t find anything to strap it down with? Were they even looking?
