Once in a while, a little attitude isn’t a bad thing. Trust me. Without a pinch of sass, the world would be a terribly boring place.
That being said, there is an acceptable amount of salty. Just because some people may laugh at your stupid jokes, that doesn’t necessarily make them witty or clever. Trust me, I would know. I write crappy jokes for a living.
1. This tag is calling me out, and I’m not down for this type of shade.
I didn’t come to this pretentious store to purchase an overpriced item with a salty attitude.
2. I mean, I saw this coming, but that still doesn’t make it okay.
This was set up so perfectly, but that’s still not a good enough reason to drop a bomb this big.
3. There’s really no reason to spread this disrespect, but I guess this is what happens when you put something on Twitter.
Remind me to stick to platforms that don’t promote sass attacks.
4. Who would have known that stealing clothing could come at such a steep price.
You basically have to rock the censor of shame until you gather the courage to rip it off and wear the ink stain of shame instead.
5. As much as I hate to admit it, he’s not wrong.
I guess this is what happens when you observe society from the sidelines. This man knows women more than women know women.
6. If this is a real thing, please just punch me in the face.
Getting knocked on my butt would still be much less painful than having to hear someone order something pumpkin-spice-flavored one more time.
7. Although I know this is probably hella hypocritical, I honestly relate to Kareem, so I’m gonna defend the shade this time.
Sometimes you need to put Facebook relationships in their place.
8. You don’t have to ask twice for an honest opinion from an elderly lady. They’re pretty savage.
And rightly so. They’ve lived long enough to drop some drama every now and again.
9. I don’t think there’s a good enough reason to pull off something like this, but I’m kinda glad she did.
I’m also glad that someone left that comment. It’s all-around hilarious.
10. Another tag with another savage message to send to the mindless consumer.
Drop some knowledge on me, washing instructions. I’m always down for a little insight. Lay it on me!
11. I guess it was a bad decision to prank Grandpa.
No one gets away with playing games on Grandpa. He invented games back in the ’70s after he got bored with the industrial revolution.
12. Whoever makes or purchases this product needs to really reevaluate their life choices, because clearly they are on an unhealthy path to sadness.
This is why hanging out with a “divorced diva” isn’t a good time for anyone.
13. This person tried to make “kiss me, I’m Irish” cookies, but they turned out a little more savage than intended.
I’m not sure how they’re feeling right now, but their oven is obviously having a terrible day.
14. At this point, I think most of us have realized that the fastest way to make people want to do something is to tell them not to.
I’m not sure it would’ve even occurred to this person to try and fish around here, but now they must do it no matter what it takes.
On the plus side, I think they’ve found a way to not get in trouble for it. Sassy and smart!
15. Considering that you’d have to go out of your way to do something like this, somebody was obviously trying to make a point.
Unfortunately, the actual point here doesn’t seem so obvious, unless it’s “Now you don’t get to enjoy this as much as you otherwise would.”
16. There may be some smart dogs out there, but unfortunately, that doesn’t make them qualified instructors for homeschooling.
This does illustrate how much lessons can vary from teacher to teacher, though. Because I’m pretty sure Sgt. Scraps told me that both dogs and cats are good.
17. Somebody laughed in the face of the rules around this stapler so hard that it actually made me jealous of it.
I mean, how quickly did it go to all of these places? It’s definitely quite the jet-setter for a piece of office stationary.
18. I’ve seen a lot of graffiti in my time, but I don’t think it’s ever been quite this smart.
I’ve seen people doodle chemical models onto the streets of Boston, but even they didn’t essentially find a way to assign us all homework.
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This might be the nerdiest anarchy I’ve ever seen.
19. Now, this is the kind of sass that we really need right now.
This person might think she’s being annoying, but if she keeps changing it up enough, I guarantee people will keep looking forward to what she comes up with next.
20. They couldn’t have done more to make this sign stand out, but that just made this person want to disobey it more.
But in a way, maybe it’s kind of genius.
After all, if the rule-breakers have to stand here to show us what rebels they are, it probably means that they’re staying away from wherever the owners actually don’t want alcohol.
Checkmate.
21. Well well well, it looks like someone’s just been exposed.
It doesn’t really inspire a lot of confidence in your product if you’re not even willing to use it yourself, you know.
22. Apparently, all it takes is a little snow for someone to truly beat the system.
I have a special fondness for that “lol” as well. After all, what kind of evil victory do you really have without an evil laugh?
23. If you thought for one second that you could lay on that sass without getting anything in return, I would like to welcome you to the internet.
Honestly, it’s a shame that people still act this foolish online.
24. It may taste good, but that’s not enough reason to ingest cheap lip gloss.
Methinks that someone is playing the game hard-for-attention. Well, here you go, little mama.
25. Don’t ever underestimate the woman who brought you into this world.
She’s been brewing savagery since she’s had to tolerate your overdramatic temper tantrums, ungrateful attitude, and bad report cards.
26. This is just about as savage as it gets, but somehow, I can’t help but sympathize with her.
Club Penguin was the best, and I can’t believe that it’s gone forever!
