Some people hate the idea of having to stay indoors. However, sometimes there are times where even the most extroverted of people will think, “Christ, I wish I’d just stayed in.”
From being threatened by the invincible moose to people whose car got drowned in slime, here are 16+ times people should’ve just stayed at home!
“Neighbor’s tortoise escaped and walked almost a street away. At around 250 pounds, this was their solution to get her home!”
I love the little tongue sticking out as well. Something tells me that this tortoise is going to be trying this escape again!
“This Moose Is Undefeated!”
Well, now all I can imagine is a moose sat upon a throne of skulls in the middle of the road, taunting anyone who comes near it.
“Important discovery in Texas…”
This is phrased like they have uncovered a worldwide conspiracy. I’m glad that they have unearthed this incredible discovery!
“At the local vets…”
Now I can just imagine a guy on the way to the vets for medical assistance, with his dog sat next to him in the car muttering “Well, well, well. Oh how the tables have turned, John.”
“An example of poor footware choice here in New Zealand…”
I love that he even has his shorts on inside out. There is so much going wrong here, but that is just the cherry on the top of the cake.
“A co-worker left his backpack hanging outside for a while. Yup that’s a bee swarm.”
One person did point out that, “Bees are actually at their most docile while swarming like that. Their goal is to follow the queen and stay as close as possible. It’s pretty hard to distract them from such a goal, outside of attacking the queen.” Although, I’d still rather not have to deal with a swarm of bees.
“This ‘Stay Off The Grass’ sign in the Beijing Olympic Park appeals to you emotionally.”
I think that this has so successfully appealed to my delicate sensibilities that I may never leave the house again for fear of trampling the grass!
“Christmas came very early.”
If I found that it was raining parts of airplanes in my garden, I would not be standing around in the garden and waiting for more stuff to drop!
“With my 41st birthday approaching, this hits close to home.”
Going outside is dangerous enough at the moment without being emotionally attacked by abandoned appliances!
“Put both on this morning to get wife’s opinion. Forgot to change before I left and was at work all day like this.”
I mean, seeing as how this disaster occurred as he was canvasing opinions on which shoe is better, I may as well say that I think that the right shoe is much nicer.
“Visited New York for the first time. We climbed the top of the rock for a view of central park. We had only one day in New York… this view will always be with us.”
Nothing quite like having your breath taken away by a spectacular view that you’ve dreamt about seeing…these two might experience this one day.
Inundated With Slime Fish!
The person who posted this hideous picture wrote, “In 2017 A truck hauling slime eels to a Depoe Bay fish plant lost its load at the northern base of Cape Foulweather, splattering and damaging five other vehicles with thousands of squirming, slime-producing fish.”
“What I see on the news while boarding my flight today…”
The first plane I ever got on when I was a kid had a complimentary newspaper on the front of which was a story about a plane crash. That really rocked my confidence for that flight.
They’re Clearly Not Familiar With The Concept Of The Tide…
I like that the guy in the cap is just giving that classic unhelpful expression that says, “Yep, it’s buggered.” There’s always one.
“Wife left this note posted on the door as I was about to leave for work. We don’t have a goat…”
If you are confronted with any sign that is this strange first thing in the morning, then it is a very clear signal that you should go back to bed!
“Borrowed my neighbor’s truck he never drives to haul some stuff. Wanted to be nice and bring it back filled up since it was almost empty when I got it.”
Burn them off, that’s the only way forward. I mean, people say you shouldn’t have open flames near petrol, but they’re just a bunch of chickens…right?
“Just one spot left to paint now.”
Legend has it that this guy still lives on that roof to this day, confined within his tiny unpainted box of despair. He survives on scraps of food thrown to him.
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“I thought I’d just take my dog to the park really quick during lunch…”
If you’re getting a dog then you need to avoid getting a car with cream-colored seats like the plague. That’s just a fact.
“Ordered pizza online and went to pick it up…”
It was good of them to have left a note, I guess. Although, they could have maybe left it unlocked so people could help themselves to their pizzas.
“Someone in Australia was tying their shoe when a Fire Bombing plane had to drop their load due to turbulence.”
I can hear the sigh that this poor guy must have let out through this picture. I wonder if he ever got it off, or if he is still red all over.
