Finding a way to make life slightly easier for yourself or the world around you can be a great feeling. However, sometimes the easy way can throw up problems of its own.
So, from people who didn’t know how to use a snake properly to individuals who found the silver lining in maiming themselves, here are 20 people who cut so many corners, they made a circle.
“I have an ugly tribal tattoo. But I think I fixed it.”
One individual did suggest, “OP should have at least used a [1] and then had the explanation tattooed on his foot.” So, should they now have a little footnote next to this asterisk and then explain that they didn’t think the fix through enough?
“This Is A Pretty Crappily Designed House…”
Was this house designed by two builders at the same time who were in a competition to make this as inconvenient a layout as possible? Hold on…is there a TV show in that idea?
“This 9-year-old is already a pro at cutting corners on homework.”
A lot of people began sharing their own favourite haikus, with one person writing:
“My favorite haiku: One, two, three, four, five One, two, three, four, five, six, sev…. God f****** damn it.”
“One of my forks came uncut.”
This would actually work better as a cake fork than most actual cake forks! I always wished that there was a more publicly acceptable way of literally shovelling cake into your mouth, and this is it!
“My father built his own observatory.”
I absolutely love what they have done here. This person went on to add:
“We lived really rural and couldn’t access anything so pretty much the entire place is held together using stuff we’d find at the dump. The observatory is actually amongst a bunch of other constructions, it’s just the most bizarre. He absolutely can build almost anything, out of almost anything.”
The Perfect Anti-Theft Measures For Your New Car!
If you are thinking of adding this stunning modification to your own car then just make sure you do not break too suddenly. If you do, then you may find that your door swings open unexpectedly.
“My 11-year-old scotch taped the phone to his face so he could play Xbox and talk.”
And don’t worry, you are not alone if you spent the majority of your time looking this picture and being amazed that there are still people out there who have a landline phone.
“Master your mind with this one simple trick!”
I will definitely be sure to try this in the future, my brain is frequently an asshole. Some other people also added their own advice, with one person suggesting, “Bang it against a wall to assert dominance.”
“Check out my friend’s butt razor!”
Considering this is just a razor taped onto the handle of a large wooden fork, I am amazed by how weirdly threatening this thing appears! Still, I am glad that they are impressed by their friend’s invention.
“Mounted the clock, boss! (Found in a vaccination center, Bacau, Romania.)”
Sure, it works, but it also makes it pretty hard to read what time it is at any real distance away. At this point, wouldn’t you just place it at the bottom of the post and prop the clock against it?
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This Apartment Has Plenty Of Closet Space!
This must surely be a closet that is specifically deigned for someone to keep their ironing board in? They cannot expect someone to keep their clothes in here, right? You would get on thin jacket in there at most!
“I am ahead of my time…”
Unfortunately, there were a few people who thought that this person was not so much ahead of their time as they were “cheap.” Although, you shouldn’t let the naysayers get you down, take pride in your creation!
“Behold, my homemade pontoon boat!”
The person who built this should team up with the guy who built his own observatory! They could combine the two creations and make some sort of floating observatory. Who knows why anyone would want that, but what the hell?!
“Are dogs not allowed in your rented apartment? Then why not disguise your darling as a sheep with a sweater!”
This dog looks exactly as confused as I imagine that a dog that had been turned into a sheep would look.
“A seamless fix…”
So they really couldn’t even be bothered to use red paint to write “red” on this panel? The fact that they just used purple is absolutely incredible. This takes laziness to a whole new level, I’m impressed.
“Forever Cone…”
“One second Dave, let me just grab that cone and move it out of the way.”
“Woah, woah, woah sweet child o’ mine! Are we being paid to move cones or pour cement?!”
“Pour cement?”
“Exactly, so leave that cone where it is!”
“Corner of my thumb got cut off by a grinder. So had to make the best of a bad situation. I give you Julius Thumb, leader of the hand empire!”
He came, he sawed the corner of his finger off, he conquered.
“Don’t know what to do with your spaghetti? Just buy yourself a snake!”
Why buy yourself a normal pasta holder when you can get one that you have to feed, monitor the temperature of, and keep generally healthy? It’s much more fun this way!
“I’m not sure if the curators of the Barcelona Wax Museum have actually seen Star Wars…”
“So, Dave, you know what you’re doing with the Star Wars exhibition?”
“No problem, it’s the film about the guy whose got loads of legs right?”
“What? Have you seen Star Wars?”
“Ah, it’ll probably be fine in the end.”
“Really, UPS?”
Some people did say that the lavender-colored font was a little bit of a strange choice as it could have been easy to miss. Although, it is in giant capital letters, how could you possibly not see it?!
