There’s nothing quite like going for a few drinks with your mates. You know the kinds of evenings, the ones where they text and say, “You fancy coming for one or two drinks?” then you have two drinks and head home and get a good night’s sleep.
Of course, everyone knows this is a complete fallacy. Who really just goes for one or two drinks? Well, the people on this list certainly don’t! So, if you’re still recovering from a booze-filled holiday season, then you may enjoy these 13+ tipsy memes for people who know the bartender by name.
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Mission Impossible
I actually cannot physically imagine this. It’s like if someone were to ask you to imagine living on the sun, it is so unrealistic that it is impossible to conceive the idea of it.
The Look Of Love
“Well it’s great to see you too, face made of bubbles in my beer! It’s been far too long!”
“Sir, if you keep talking to your beer I can’t serve you anymore.”
Wait For It…
Never try and speed up the process of catching up with someone more drunk than you like this, it only ends up with your stomach having a very personal and frank conversation with the toilet bowl.
Hold Her Steady
I mean, drink responsibly could definitely also mean this. You have a responsibility to the other people in the pub not to ruin their outfits.
Now That’s What I Call A Party
It’s good to establish yourself as the fun, drunk aunt/uncle at family do’s early, that way the younger relatives won’t be surprised when they’re older.
The Devil Is In The Detail
If you want to go a place where they serve rice out of a shoe then you go right ahead. Or, maybe they were just trying to sneak it into a club.
And Relax!
Yes, I believe that pose is called, “Upwards facing drunkard”. It is one of the hardest ones to master!
*Drunken Slurring*
If this is the case, then my sober heart must be lying about being sober, ’cause that guy sounds drunk as hell!
Is That A Place?
In fairness, I have a hat that says “Guinness”, and a hat that says, “Jameson Irish Whiskey”. Maybe I need to get some new hats that aren’t advertising beverages.
Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots!
I still to this day do not understand how people can drink tequila as a normal drink instead of just as something to get you hammered.
Magnetic North
Any drunk person’s internal compass automatically becomes attached to the nearest McDonald’s. Nothing will stop a drunk person from getting their nugget meal.
Graphs Never Lie
Very apt that the point at which you slow down does not feature on this graph. I think it could probably be swapped out for “Point at which you black out”.
The Holy Grail
Ah, the traffic cone. For such a humble object it truly has captured the hearts and minds of all drunk people alike. Perhaps it’s the colourful nature of it, or the fact it can be worn as a hat that attracts drunks?
Change Of Plans
What’s the point of going out for a coffee anyway? I can make coffee at home, whereas I can’t make a long island ice tea at home.
The Moment Of Creation
Instead, you now have a load of people drinking alone in the same room, but pretending like they’re not really drinking alone.
I’m Fine, Honestly!
There really is nothing quite like that feeling of clutching on to a takeaway coffee for dear life and having to pretend like the inside of your head doesn’t feel like a million needles being melted in a furnace.
It Was An Accident!
It is a uniquely embarrassing situation when you knock over a glass in public, especially if you’re not actually drunk — because nothing makes you look drunk like saying, “I’m not even drunk!”
The Gift That Keeps On Giving
I don’t know how people do dry January considering the amount of drinks people give each other as gifts for Christmas and New Year.
You’re With Us Now
Some of the best nights can be had with complete strangers. However, sometimes, these can also be the messiest nights!
When You’re Feeling As Pure As The Alcohol You’ve Been Drinking
If you’re going to make memories with your best buds, sometimes you need some photographic evidence to jog your memory later, too.
Choose Your Own…
It’s not exactly Jesus taking the wheel, but following the wind is definitely one way to discover new things.
Did Somebody Say Shenanigans?
Why can’t some people just appreciate the joy you try to bring into their lives with your clownish antics?
Ah Yes, Tequila, We Meet Again
It’s like one of those montage training scenes where the new recruit running the obstacle course just has that one wall that keeps defeating them, and they just keep trying and trying and trying…only with more vomiting.
I’m In This Picture And I Don’t Like It
Before you can be a social butterfly, you have to be a social caterpillar, which makes alcohol the thing that destroys the social cocoon, if my metaphor holds up.
They’re Packed With Vitamin C, Right?
Well, hunger sure won’t be the most noticeable feeling by the end of the pitcher, so there’s that.
These Things Usually Work Themselves Out
And who among us hasn’t felt an unwelcome nudge after one too many? I don’t know if it’s courage or recklessness, but it’s all the same in the end.
Don’t Hate The Player, Hate The Game
Hey, if it didn’t work, nobody would do it, so somebody must be buying the ladies drinks for some pity convo.
Come To The Dark Side, We Have Shots
And this time, even stormtroopers can hit their targets for once.
Mind you, I’m not sure this kind of power is truly unlimited.
So, Mimosas?
Nothing fixes all the blurry, hazy, head-pounding, stomach-churning grossness of a morning after like bacon, carbs, and a bit of the hair of the dog, right?
Suddenly DD
Talk about the ultimate betrayal, finding out you’re going to have to switch to virgin rum and cokes all night. Ugh.
Bet It Was After Midnight, Too
The best laid plans and all that, amirite? What are you supposed to do, just have no fun in life?
A Sigh Of Relief
Yes, we’re now back in January, the month of the year when everyone kind of ambles around not knowing what to do with themselves and trying to change their life to no avail. Don’ worry, it’ll be the holidays again before you know it.
It’s The Eighth Dwarf, Friendly
And he only comes out after the third pint — and then he refuses to go away until the morning.
“West Virginyuuuuuuuuhhh…”
What a ripoff. What alcohol takes away in terms of singing ability, it gives back in terms of confidence. Terrible combo.
So Many Questions
No, literally. At least she was googling responsibly. And now I want to know what kind of answers she got!
