Sometime things can be so close to going right, but one little element is just off and ruining the whole moment.
With this in mind, from people who lost their pants in a fight with a duck but are bizarrely confident about the whole experience to people writing unintentionally brief love notes, here are 14+ people who were missing an important piece of the puzzle — in some cases that piece being their sanity.
Missed Connection!
Must have taken some incredible confidence to still ask her out after she saw him brawling with some ducks. Also, they must have been some damn fine pants to be worth fighting ducks over!
“Installing an air-conditioning unit…”
This guy must have nerves of absolutely steel. Either that or he just does not give one damn about his life!
“The Draco sticker fell off my magnet.”
The people who made this must have known what they were doing here when they made the silhouettes, otherwise the people who made this are the most naive people on Earth.
“My husband thought that the soap dispenser at work was missing something, so…meet Koala D. Spencer!
Nothing quite like a good handful of koala spit and snot to get your hands nice and clean!
“This Moose is Undefeated!”
I should be mainly focussing on the fact that there is an apparently indestructible moose out there in the world, but I can’t help but think that “Invincible moose” sounds like the best 70s prog rock band to never have existed.
“All he wanted to do was order a football shirt with no name on the back…”
I sincerely hope that Justin’s surname also happens to be “Blank”. That might be asking a little too much though.
“My cat figured out how to open the toilet to drink from it.”
Sure, it may have mastered the art of getting into the toilet, but it hasn’t mastered the art of subtlety just yet.
“The hotel painting was missing something, I fixed it.”
This can only make the ambiance of the room better, that’s for sure. Maybe there is a career in spicing up the vacuous wall art in hotels…I doubt it, but whatever.
“Reception desk in the cardiac surgery waiting room.”
And that was how I started a full-time job as a receptionist at a cardiac surgery. It’s the easiest job to get, just walk in and start answering phones.
“Fingers are overrated anyways!”
Although, one very helpful person also pointed out that, “It’s a ‘concrete’ saw not a ‘finger’ saw. Nothing to see here.”
“Didn’t realize one of my glove fingers broke until I was done dyeing my hair.”
Introducing the lowest budget Mystique cosplay of all time. This will save anyone a tonne of time doing your makeup before going to a convention.
“Life is full of confusion…”
“So, when you say you studied design at school…”
“Oh, I definitely studied it. I failed though that’s for sure!”
“I have lost one piece of this 2000 piece puzzle.”
Well, looks like it is time to start your journey scouring the globe for this one piece required to complete the puzzle! I’ve heard of worse ways to spend your life!
“Mother-in-law served me this piece of cake…”
This poor, naive person did go on to say, “My mother-in-law is actually a really sweet woman, we were celebrating my brother-in-law Eddie’s birthday, I just happened to get the ‘die’ slice.”
Sure…
“Finished the stairs…”
“I mean, I don’t see what your problem is, you can still make it up with a little dexterity!”
“I’d just like to be able to walk up my stairs, I don’t think that’s a big ask.”
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“Christ, you people have no imagination.”
“The ice cream cake I ordered for Valentine’s Day said ‘I Love You’ but some of the letters fell off during transit.”
Sometimes all you need is a “Yo”. I mean, I know that Shakespeare would weep with envy at the person who came up with… “Yo.”
“Found this while walking to work this morning. This is gonna suck big time for someone.”
Maybe this is the missing piece that the other person is looking for, the two people who took these photos need to get in touch, this could be the start of something beautiful…or not.
“Well, just finished building a lego set with my oldest son. His younger brother then grabs part of the set, runs outside, and drops it down the sewer vent.”
This person went on to say, “The lego dropper was a [2-year-old], it wasn’t [vicious] or mean at all. He just wandered outside with the toy in hand and apparently thought it was a good idea. He’s all torn up it’s gone. Older brother forgave quick.”
I Hope It Arrived Before Monday!
I’m sure that she will still treasure this forever. I know that I would find this much funnier than the intended gift!
“So my buddy fell off the roof the other day.”
Actually, although we cannot see the poor man sliding down this roof, we have all the pieces we need to know exactly what happened here.
