People don’t want everything in life to be tediously straightforward…however, sometimes things can be a tad too weird for everyone.
With this in mind, from people who made hotels that boggled the mind to nativity scenes that were too weird to believe, here are 20 times that we had more questions than an english major in a physics lecture…and I can say that as I was an english major.
The Baby Jesus Has Been Working Out!
“And they used just one arm to lay him in a manger, because they were totally jacked. And yeah, the babe was also completely yolked — Luke 2:7, probably?” wrote the person who posted this.
“This water-like epoxy floor…”
If I had this as the floor in my house then I know that I would just be knocking it every time that I was drunk and trying to get across it. Not that I am drunk a lot!
“My co-worker ordered Bubble Wrap online & this is how it was shipped…”
Maybe they were very concerned that the bubble wrap would be damaged while in transit? Good job they put in some extra thick bubbles to keep the smaller bubbles safe.
“Check out this bike that I saw while shopping at a flea market.”
Every fibre of my being is telling me to hate this bike, and yet I cannot help but think that it is so bad that it’s good.
“Matrix reference on my 3D printer’s motherboard.”
Okay, so this one might not be confusing as such, but the one thing that does confuse me is why people like the Matrix so much. Maybe it has been too long since I last saw it, but I just remember it being…well, okay?
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“Architecture is my passion!”
This is just going to end up in disaster. Either someone will seriously injure themselves while trying to use the bathroom or there will just be one hell of a mess to clean up!
“The pizza possum dish is giving me serious roadkill vibes…”
They actually put this together in quite an impressive way. Although, this person is not wrong, as it does look like it has been shovelled off a road and re-heated.
“These terrible bathroom mirrors turn shaving into a horrible game of Tetris.”
Shaving is a very boring task sure, but that does not mean that people need to try and make it more “exciting” by simply making it more difficult!
“This veil made of the wearer’s hair is really well done… But also, why?”
“Her poor scalp. I can barely stand the feeling of a single ponytail let alone having my hair pulled in a thousand different directions,” someone else lamented.
“…is GooD all the time!”
I have always found that when I am in a dark place in life, all I need to do is say to myself, “Gisd Good GallD the time.” There is something about saying those words to myself that restores my faith in absolute nonsense.
All Hail The fairy Of The Tooth Tree.
The tooth fairy loves to spend her days sat atop a throne made of the face stones of children from across the planet. She feasts upon them sometimes, but mostly she enjoys knowing that someone has suffered for her sustenance.
“That’s a new way to do it give yourself a piercing, or a tattoo.”
I think that the linework is all that good in this tattoo either though. I also dread to think of how long it would have taken for this to heal.
“Bathroom Sink Purse…”
They really threw the kitchen sink at this look.
Yeah, I know, but I’m not sorry for what I said. It was just so obvious, it would have been an absolute crime not to say it, okay!
The Perfect Christmas Tree For Anyone Who Is Looking For A Very Flamingo-y Christmas!
I cannot count the amount of times that I have sighed and thought to myself, “Christ, what I would give for this Christmas holiday to have more flamingos in it!”
“Safety measures that are in a Lapland Ice Hotel.”
I mean, even if a hotel made of ice is able to put out a fire by itself, what will be the cost of putting out the fire, a load bearing wall?
“Grub Meatloaf & Grub Carrot Cake.”
They are obviously very well made, but I do not think that I would be able to eat one of them. I certainly couldn’t eat the meatloaf one, that would just be a step too far for me I think.
“One of our teachers wore a Mandalorian mask and walked around saying ‘Do your homework, this is the way.'”
The Mandalorian would have been a much more interesting show if he was just running around the desert in sport casual wear. He would certainly have been a lot more vulnerable.
“Found inside a Pot Pourri box.”
But if you recycle your bad ex then parts of them may be able to be used to make a much better person? That is how recycling people works right, isn’t that what Frankenstein is all about?
“Too cool to bury a dead person in.”
Surely this is the perfect coffin for someone to be buried in as your ghost would be zapped right back in as soon as you tried to rise out of your grave. Although, I’d much rather be razzing around as a free ghost.
“Rice on your clothes is the most uncomfortable thing.”
Is there any actual reason why someone would want to have a ball of sticky rice attached to their sleeve? No…no there is definitely not a real reason why anyone would want this!
